Sydney Henry

I think RGB lighting is too obvious - but don't think anything else would make sense #DasBadass

@reachout_mcd it's confusing that the cashier says we have to wait until 11 for fries when you see employees eating them for 15 min

"That is one advantage for a chicken dieing in a craft room, is that they get a paper mache coffin.!"

"What are you doing mom?" "I am grabbing my sausage!" While she has a chicken one-ze on. #BestXmas

"Son of a nutcracker" the new "wholy shit" for the holiday seasons.

Hm, guy walking through campus singing loudly an explicit song to him self while listening to his iPod. #NewExperiences

Jokes on you, cottage cheese and cake is a great combo!

Got the beef ribs at @RustlersRooste. Tasted a lot like Jack Links Beef Jerky. At least it is all you can eat!

My cousin is going into first grade and I gave him a bunch of gen 1 #Pokémon cards. Can't believe they are that old. He was so happy!

Mom has a surprise anniversary for the grandparents and we pick them up at 4:20 pm. I told them that it was probably #420blazeit

Never thought my hair would be long enough to have a cat think it was a toy.

Apparently the salad takes the longest to make and comes out last. Never though that would happen.

Dad: "I've been watching for 76 minutes and I look away to pet the cat and they score" #FifaWorldCup #BadLuck

Neptune tripped mom and nearly killed her. Its OK though, he is back laying down in his same spot.

Dear god not the #DadJokes. 'What is the biggest surprise? A fart with a lump in it.'

'And if you really have to pee, just make a fist' '... Why?' 'Cus you can't pee. Can you sneeze with your eyes open? No, they will pop out!'

'I took the principal of your hs home, her name Bath.' 'Do you me faucet?' 'Yeah, I knew she was plumbing.' #ShitGrandpaSays

View from my desk. I have missed my kitty.

From hotel to gate in 20 minutes flat. Got to love @dsmairport!

This was @scbeadle idea! rachelbeadlelikespoop.com/ #ThanksSarah via @FSMimp