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Retired Roaster. Noleblooded, Broncos #FSUAlumnus 🍢🍢PSN: Captaindune My views are my own and I’m just here for the jokes.

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RIP Sir Patrick Stewart. Legend.
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From on pace to be the greatest ever to “being there when my number’s called”😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Wins are the only stat that matters. @JJettas2
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This is a dog whistle. Same as when you see white people call themselves "Not political". You know what it mean lmao
I’m not Republican or Democrat, and ima be real I’ll vote for whatever side actually brings real policies for black people. But to just up and vote for the democrats as a black person is stupid asf. The way they go about getting our vote is very degenerate & embarrassing
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u wld not think it’s 12:30 on a thursday LMFAO it’s poppin
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Aaron Hernandez in heaven realizing he’d be on the Chiefs rn if he didn’t kill himself
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mina kimes really is the only one at espn with a backbone huh
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This sounds so stupid. He was a grown man who couldn't come to terms with Mariah Carey loving him, so he had unprotected sex with a bunch of women. Now he has so many kids that he can't remember their names. An idiot.
Nick Cannon divorced Mariah Carey. In the deal, she agreed to pay his travel and hotel when he visits their twins Then he had 10 more kids with 5 other women In the video below, he explains why he left: "The husband I became was Mr. Mariah Carey" April 2008. They marry at her estate in the Bahamas. She's about a decade older and one of the best selling artists alive April 30, 2011. The twins are born on their third anniversary December 2014. He files for divorce Asked to name the reasons, the first word out of his mouth: "Financially" Asked if he felt he didn't deserve her: "Absolutely. 100%." "This is someone that is out of my league" The settlement, per TMZ in 2016: The twins live mainly with Mariah He puts $5,000 a month into a trust for them When he visits, she pays his travel and lodging She signs a 2012 Ferrari over to him Neither can let the kids call a new partner "mom" or "dad" Their incomes in the filing: him $2.7 million a year, her $6.3 million February 2017. His third child is born. Between June 2021 and December 2022 he has 8 more. Total: 12 kids with 6 women His explanation, in the same video: he wanted to prove he could provide for a lot of people, "because for so much time I didn't have to" Do the math. In the marriage he made less than half of what she did. In 6 years after it, he went from 2 kids to 12 The case for Nick: he says he went to therapy, still loves her, and calls himself "the low functioning individual" in his relationships Could you stay married to someone who makes more than double what you make, or would it eat at you too?
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Imagine McAfee's reaction if he had Mina Kimes' mentions every day.
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It’s 4 teams as a Cowboys fan Ive lost all hope of beating when we play em The Broncos The 49ers The Packers The Cardinals
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Ocoee, Florida had a black massacre in 1920.. because a black man was turned away from voting. The city went from an agricultural city of 50% black to just 2 people. The white mob killed just about everyone. The following year Rosewood happened. This is why voting is right.
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Ur gonna have Mike Klis and Zac Stevens dork ass try to push that the Broncos trade deadline acquisitions are Bryant Surtain and Hufanga Fucking clowns
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Bro it’s certified buckets that can’t stay on a W roster, the game is not there yet please stop 🙏
USC's Jazzy Davidson calls WNBA eligibility rules 'a little bit outdated.' The sophomore Trojan talks draft eligibility, expansion, and her time in college! Is it time that the WNBA changes things up? 👉tinyurl.com/4y3w4erh
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So he can keep overpaying the wrong players?? Like stop this shit he’s the problem
NEW: FSU may prefer to retain Mike Norvell and increase roster spending. Sources tell 247Sports the Seminoles will need to pay well above market to make that work. Read: 247sports.com/college/florid…
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Itachi died this day as well
The Tale of Jiraiya the Gallant... We said goodbye to a legend 17 years ago today 🐸
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30 million a year to beat Stanford duke Memphis and Jacksonville St 🔥🔥🔥
NEW: FSU may prefer to retain Mike Norvell and increase roster spending. Sources tell 247Sports the Seminoles will need to pay well above market to make that work. Read: 247sports.com/college/florid…
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Well they won’t be getting my money anymore
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Don’t believe the polls go vote
Florida Poll, Among those who already voted (46%): Governor: 🔵 Jolly 58% (+20) 🔴 Donalds 38% . Senate: 🔵 Nixon 56% (+15) 🔴 Moody 41% @StPetePolls/@Fla_Pol, 916 LV, 10/25-27
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LOL
Sophie Cunningham says the FBI is keeping an eye on around 20 people because of concerns regarding her safety. (via @FoxNews)
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Everyone get out and fucking vote.
🚨 BREAKING: Trump wants to appoint Ted Cruz as Supreme Court Justice if Republicans keep the Senate.
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Hov scammed all them niggas with that Tidal deal and now he’s headlining the “Apple Music” halftime show… you seriously can’t make this shit up! 🤣🤣🤣
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