25. he/him. 🇲🇽.

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noah wyle is the worst out of them all & thats saying something 💀
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years: 2026: Noah Wyle 2025: Jonathan Bailey 2024: John Krasinki 2023: Patrick Dempsey 2022: Chris Evans 2021: Paul Rudd 2020: Michael B. Jordan 2019: John Legend 2018: Idris Elba 2017: Blake Shelton 2016: Dwayne Johnson 2015: David Beckham 2014: Chris Hemsworth 2013: Adam Levine 2012: Channing Tatum 2011: Bradley Cooper 2010: Ryan Reynolds 2009: Johnny Depp 2008: Hugh Jackman 2007: Matt Damon 2006: George Clooney
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❓ do u think it's chill to lie about how recent my last breakup was so i don't scare off this new girl? 💬 no personally i don’t think its right to lie to someone so they’ll continue dating u. but if ur genuinely over ur ex in however short ... #tellonym tellonym.me/mudkip.bfr/answe…
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Whoever ends up being my wife someday, will have to put up with a lot of shenanigans and tomfoolery. What lessons have you learned from relationships?
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snapchat bitmoji wish to become human
I’m becoming increasingly convinced that anyone who says that I look like a man is trying to gaslight me. As a reminder: the only requirement to being a woman, is to be a female (XX) adult human being.
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phallo update guy at urinal next to me told me i have an impressive stream 🤨
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i always tell my trans brothers that top surgery is a great first step but ultimately the gym will help you build the chest of your dreams 💕
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republicans be like UNREAL: the principal at the high school approached me to warn me that I was not allowed to film any minors
🚨🚨UNREAL: Last night at the Woodland High School vs El Camino High School girls’ varsity volleyball game, the principal approached me to warm me that I was not allowed to film any “minors” unless I was related to the player. Why are they trying to hide the trans-identified boy? Girls’ sports are for girls only. Break the spell!!
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mudkip retweeted
“Classic Obama snobbery”
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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❓ How much do you weigh and how long have you been working out? 💬 125-130ish and seriously working out for about 1.5 years but started off and on in 2021. started seriously running this year & seen a lot of progress from that too #tellonym tellonym.me/mudkip.bfr/answe…
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my voice 2 months on T
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“american food is full of chemicals” well i sure hope so
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mudkip retweeted
all trans people should be paid 1 million dollars or equivalent in local currency every year
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Uncanny
maia poet looks like if rex from victorious made a wish to become human
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maia poet looks like if rex from victorious made a wish to become human
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and yet she’s still a puppet
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❓ Have you always had a nice jawline or is that from T? 💬 i had a really round face pre T. fat redistribution hit me crazy #tellonym tellonym.me/mudkip.bfr/answe…
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❓ How to get over height dysphoria😢 💬 learn how to dress for your proportions & be confident. also learn how to laugh at short jokes. #tellonym tellonym.me/mudkip.bfr/answe…
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is it time for a haircut
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❓ how did you tell your gf you’re trans? how did she react? 💬 honestly i dont remember the specifics we were friends for years before we started dating but she didn’t care & she’s super supportive & understanding #tellonym tellonym.me/mudkip.bfr/answe…
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