
We manufacture nicknames primarily for the @CJ2KLeague. Opened on February 13, 2022. New Plant Manager: García Dröndriguez
Joined February 2022
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After a 2-year lockout, we are back. Smokestacks are blazing. New Nickname Alert: 🚨🚨🚨
🗣"LUCA FedeFREAK-O!"
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"The Rim Greaper" ✔️
"Gamma Rayz" ✔️
"DOOM" ✔️
Some incredible new nicknames! CAN'T WAIT! 👀🔥
Meet the contestants of the 2024 CJ2K "NO CHILL" SLAM DUNK COMPETITION. Sat June 29, 2024 @ 6:30pm EST. LIVE from Brady's Run Park. 👀
@lucasgrimsley @lil_cheezg @NolanDonnelly00 @orourke_brady22 @DanaKromah @BobbyFadden @HaydenMerchant9 @NathanBill55257 @bryson_pavlik @tydan1234
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Ohhhhh yess!!! "The Coming of The New Overlordian" 👀💥 💥 a.k.a. @Smashrockwell II
Say hello to BRADY "O-me-O-my" O'ROURKE! 💥💥 @orourke_brady22 has officially been selected to the 2024 CJ2K "No Chill" SLAM DUNK Competition. #June29
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Replying to @DarrenZaslau
@DarrenZaslau @MagicKrauser @22ThePoint F.Y.I. Mt. Lebanon's #32 nickname is "MR. BADGE." He is a defensive force. Reigning D.P.O.Y. of The CJ2K League. He is also the older brother of Lieutenant Dane. #GetFamiliar
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"2 HEADED GOAT!"
That's nice! Now Anderson needs one of his own to go along with "The Yote!" Let's get to work. Need this by Sunrise on Sunday.
Durk, Lil Baby & Polo G got nothing on the "2 HEADED GOAT!" The arrival of Jonathan Anderson & Joey Coyle was certified on 6/14 as they combined for 61 pts to will Hoop Dreamz past Cuba 73-72. #BR44POG Anderson had 35, Coyle 26. Bryson Kirschner "The Iceman" had 23 in the loss.
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The shut down is over. All hands on deck. Double-Time pay for all workers and managers until we come up with a nickname for this rising sensation, Enzo Khalil.
There is a new star blossoming in the CJ2K League. Meet ENZO KHALIL, the League's Leading Scorer. Class of 2026. Central Catholic PG/SG. Get Familiar!!! 👀📈💫
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All hands on deck. Fire up the presses. We have @LoganYland a.k.a. "The Unicorn" in the CJ2K League. Time to get the big fella a new alias for the summer. 👀💫
The Unicorn is IN! 🦄
6'6 G/F Logan Weiland has declared for the CJ2K Draft. The streets call him Kristaps Porzingus but the crew down The Plant have yet to get ahold of him. Beaver c/o 2027 played in The Inaugural Future Stars Game & is the younger brother of the Twin Towers.
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All hands on deck. Holiday pay & extra vacation time for whoever comes up with this one for @BBudacki. 💰💰💰 _________
#CJ2KMOSTWANTED 🧐
NAME: Bobby Budacki
ALIAS: ?
LAST SEEN: Dude tried taking 9 charges over the last 2 games & had a game-winning assist. Plays as hard as anyone in the WPIAL. Can bring it on the diamond too.
REWARD: Free pair of Funk-Mob socks if u help get this man to the CJ2K.
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We are pleased to announce our hiring freeze is over. Fire up the pickle house. We will be hiring 4-6 new employees for the holidays beginning with whoever can get a nickname out for LP's Meleek Thomas. The kid has major game.
Nickname: _____________
WOW! Coach, you're hired.
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Can we call her Exree Hupp?!!!??! An ode to the Overseer's favorite player on 1995 Coach K's video game, 6'9 F Exree Hipp (Maryland) was a problem. Hupp is quickly becoming a force in the CJ2K League. We just need her to break out the high socks and it's a wrap!
Game 3:
Lady Gunslingers- 50
Lady Showtime- 56
@reign3d POG to @AubreeHupp with a dominant 2nd half! She finished with 13pts and 4 blocks! @mmurray2024 added 15pts. @emmablair08 had game high 18pts
Meet Slippery Rock's QUINN PARSON a.k.a. "The Mercer County Manu" a.k.a. "Merce" a.k.a. "Lefty Drizzle." When he ain't RAINING THREES he is DRIZZLIN DIMES! Sprinkle me mayne! 🎶 Coming to The Concrete Jungle this Summer. #ClassOf23 🌦☔👌🔥🏀 🪙⭐
We got a live one! All hands on deck! Let's gooooooo! 👀
BREAKING NEWS: #LOTTERYALERT 🚨 The 2021 Newcomer of The Year has returned! North Hills DEVIN BURGESS ('22) has just declared for the CJ2K Draft. This kid is a player! Devin will attend John Carroll University to study finance & play basketball. Only thing he lacks is a nickname.
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Happy Friday Everyone! Can someone show Mr. Shegog where the coffee is and get him up to speed on the Rowan Carmichael project please. Thank you.
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@joe_ierullo @MGreen3054 @gumathateacha @quinnborroni @CJ2KMrSilver Let's get to work. Need all hands on deck. This one is serious!

























