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We manufacture nicknames primarily for the @CJ2KLeague. Opened on February 13, 2022. New Plant Manager: García Dröndriguez

Joined February 2022
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After a 2-year lockout, we are back. Smokestacks are blazing. New Nickname Alert: 🚨🚨🚨 🗣"LUCA FedeFREAK-O!"
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"The Rim Greaper" ✔️ "Gamma Rayz" ✔️ "DOOM" ✔️ Some incredible new nicknames! CAN'T WAIT! 👀🔥
Meet the contestants of the 2024 CJ2K "NO CHILL" SLAM DUNK COMPETITION. Sat June 29, 2024 @ 6:30pm EST. LIVE from Brady's Run Park. 👀 @lucasgrimsley @lil_cheezg @NolanDonnelly00 @orourke_brady22 @DanaKromah @BobbyFadden @HaydenMerchant9 @NathanBill55257 @bryson_pavlik @tydan1234
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Ohhhhh yess!!! "The Coming of The New Overlordian" 👀💥 💥 a.k.a. @Smashrockwell II
Say hello to BRADY "O-me-O-my" O'ROURKE! 💥💥 @orourke_brady22 has officially been selected to the 2024 CJ2K "No Chill" SLAM DUNK Competition. #June29
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Replying to @AB84
@AB84 is on 🔥 He might mess around and get hired down at The Plant. #CTESPN 🧐📈
Who the fuck In pittsburgh Fucked Russel Wilson haircut up #CTESPN
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Replying to @DarrenZaslau
@DarrenZaslau @MagicKrauser @22ThePoint F.Y.I. Mt. Lebanon's #32 nickname is "MR. BADGE." He is a defensive force. Reigning D.P.O.Y. of The CJ2K League. He is also the older brother of Lieutenant Dane. #GetFamiliar
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"2 HEADED GOAT!" That's nice! Now Anderson needs one of his own to go along with "The Yote!" Let's get to work. Need this by Sunrise on Sunday.
Durk, Lil Baby & Polo G got nothing on the "2 HEADED GOAT!" The arrival of Jonathan Anderson & Joey Coyle was certified on 6/14 as they combined for 61 pts to will Hoop Dreamz past Cuba 73-72. #BR44POG Anderson had 35, Coyle 26. Bryson Kirschner "The Iceman" had 23 in the loss.
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The shut down is over. All hands on deck. Double-Time pay for all workers and managers until we come up with a nickname for this rising sensation, Enzo Khalil.
There is a new star blossoming in the CJ2K League. Meet ENZO KHALIL, the League's Leading Scorer. Class of 2026. Central Catholic PG/SG. Get Familiar!!! 👀📈💫
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All hands on deck. Fire up the presses. We have @LoganYland a.k.a. "The Unicorn" in the CJ2K League. Time to get the big fella a new alias for the summer. 👀💫
The Unicorn is IN! 🦄 6'6 G/F Logan Weiland has declared for the CJ2K Draft. The streets call him Kristaps Porzingus but the crew down The Plant have yet to get ahold of him. Beaver c/o 2027 played in The Inaugural Future Stars Game & is the younger brother of the Twin Towers.
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All hands on deck. Holiday pay & extra vacation time for whoever comes up with this one for @BBudacki. 💰💰💰 _________
#CJ2KMOSTWANTED 🧐 NAME: Bobby Budacki ALIAS: ? LAST SEEN: Dude tried taking 9 charges over the last 2 games & had a game-winning assist. Plays as hard as anyone in the WPIAL. Can bring it on the diamond too. REWARD: Free pair of Funk-Mob socks if u help get this man to the CJ2K.
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We are pleased to announce our hiring freeze is over. Fire up the pickle house. We will be hiring 4-6 new employees for the holidays beginning with whoever can get a nickname out for LP's Meleek Thomas. The kid has major game. Nickname: _____________
That’s 6’11 he tried. Would of shut gym down!! @ThomasMeleek
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That's our Business Manager! We see you Queen Bee! 😁
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WOW! Coach, you're hired.
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We like it! #FatherNatureFulmer ✅
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Can we call her Exree Hupp?!!!??! An ode to the Overseer's favorite player on 1995 Coach K's video game, 6'9 F Exree Hipp (Maryland) was a problem. Hupp is quickly becoming a force in the CJ2K League. We just need her to break out the high socks and it's a wrap!
Game 3: Lady Gunslingers- 50 Lady Showtime- 56 @reign3d POG to @AubreeHupp with a dominant 2nd half! She finished with 13pts and 4 blocks! @mmurray2024 added 15pts. @emmablair08 had game high 18pts
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Meet Slippery Rock's QUINN PARSON a.k.a. "The Mercer County Manu" a.k.a. "Merce" a.k.a. "Lefty Drizzle." When he ain't RAINING THREES he is DRIZZLIN DIMES! Sprinkle me mayne! 🎶 Coming to The Concrete Jungle this Summer. #ClassOf23 🌦☔👌🔥🏀 🪙⭐
Now we're talking! Nice work Night Manager. Take the afternoon off.
“Lefty Drizzle” steady drippin on them fools
We got a live one! All hands on deck! Let's gooooooo! 👀
BREAKING NEWS: #LOTTERYALERT 🚨 The 2021 Newcomer of The Year has returned! North Hills DEVIN BURGESS ('22) has just declared for the CJ2K Draft. This kid is a player! Devin will attend John Carroll University to study finance & play basketball. Only thing he lacks is a nickname.
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Happy Friday Everyone! Can someone show Mr. Shegog where the coffee is and get him up to speed on the Rowan Carmichael project please. Thank you.