Typing my thoughts as they pop into my head. I may be wrong sometimes but I'm usually right. Listen to me on @KopEndFracas 🔴

Gotham City
Joined July 2010
I didn’t cry, I promise.
You know when Klopp leaves this club yeah? I’ll be mourning for a good 6 months. No word of a lie. I’ll probably cry too. Leave all the WhatsApp chats. Everything. Would be the biggest heartbreak of all time. I’m even getting sad thinking about it. I’m such a wasteman
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This bloke changed my life. I swear to god. Forever indebted to him.
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FAHI | Jan 26th 2024 💔 retweeted
I’ve asked this before but is there any historical event that is like the Opposite of 9/11. Like something so good that happened that it changed the world forever
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FAHI | Jan 26th 2024 💔 retweeted
SNL UK is running laps around SNL
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FAHI | Jan 26th 2024 💔 retweeted
I thought professor snape stepped up
BREAKING: Acne Studios taps former Balenciaga artistic director Martina Tiefenthaler as Creative Director
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FAHI | Jan 26th 2024 💔 retweeted
Spurs fans trynna get a slice of the pie, you man get the hell out of here looooooool
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I'm a "Muslim Barca fan" apparently according to @alexfpl4 😦
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#MUFC giving Carrick the opportunity to try to turn the situation around. He took training as usual and sources say everyone at club now focusing on preparing the team for Saturday’s game v #CFC at Stamford Bridge and delivering a response on the pitch
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FAHI | Jan 26th 2024 💔 retweeted
Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
It all kicked off on Piers Morgan’s show after Jason Lee said that the British media killed Princess Diana.
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That was an elite watch 👌🏾
club over country but i don’t think watching england vs mexico at 2am can ever be topped as a fan
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Wahh wahh wahh
Has a team ever won the Premier League whilst reaching a UCL final and their highest Ballon d’Or ranking be fucking 15th? 🤣
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Wahh wahh wahh
Bro they brought our club to the ceremony to humiliate us, even showed the Gabriel penalty. We’ve gotta boycott this shit next year
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Wahh wahh wahh
We have to win the Champions League. There’s literally nothing else we can do to get the credit on the world’s stage…
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FAHI | Jan 26th 2024 💔 retweeted
Cufflinks a bit over the top
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He’s not going to shag you. Shut up
Replying to @Fahi_Types
Cor your a sad cunt. Blokes been doing in consistantly for years behave yourself
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Why did you block responses? 🤣
Name a better player (spoiler alert: you can't)
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You have to cap Bundesliga stats at 70%. We’ve seen Luis Diaz and Florian Wirtz numbers. Let’s not take the piss here.
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FAHI | Jan 26th 2024 💔 retweeted
once again kanye was never wrong, just early
🇺🇸🇮🇱 FLASHBACK: Kanye West in 2022 said Jared Kushner is Trump's mossad handler
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Nah this sport makes me laugh man, Kane really won a ballon D’or before Mbappe😭😂😭😂
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He’s not the best player in the world. He’s not even the best striker in the world. Award show in London tax 🤣
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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