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π—•π—’π—’π— π—˜π—₯π—”π—‘π—š.

@FailedPitcher

γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€We should be π—₯π—¨π—‘π—‘π—œπ—‘π—š this town!γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ Thinking big, taking what's 𝗒𝗨π—₯𝗦!

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γ…€ γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ π—¦π—§π—œπ—Ÿπ—Ÿ THINK YOU CAN'T γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ TRUST YOUR OLD π—£π—”π—Ÿ, γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ π—•π—’π—’π— π—˜π—₯π—”π—‘π—š? γ…€γ…€γ…€ γ€Œ #MARVELRP | #π‘»π’“π’Šπ’—π’Šπ’‚π’ 」 γ…€
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γ…€ γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ I've worn a π—Ήπ—Όπ˜ of γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€γ…€ hats in my day. γ…€γ…€ γ…€π— π—Όπ˜€π˜ of them have had γ…€γ…€γ…€ boomerangs on them. γ…€
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"Did I revisit my old roommate looking to have him do something highly illegal with me, get mad when he said no, and end up stealing his crock-pot? Uhh... no?"
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"Alright, I've made a Moneyrrang which spits out dollar bills on impact. It'll work on a bunch of idiots!"
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I totally need to introduce Spidey to my old roommate Peter at some point. They both seem nerdy enough to be good friends.
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|| I am the crime lord
π˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ (@TinglingSensess) profile pictureπ˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ@TinglingSensessOct 28
Replying to @TinglingSensess
ZooStation.xn--8ci also give us more crime lords for @crimeskingpin to blind with his bald ass head like Mister Negative or Hammerhead
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"I don't wanna talk about it..."
π—¦π—£π—œπ——π—˜π—₯-𝗠𝗔𝗑. (@Websational) profile pictureπ—¦π—£π—œπ——π—˜π—₯-𝗠𝗔𝗑.@WebsationalOct 26
β€œHermie made you the fall guy, huh?”
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Take your time!
π˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ (@TinglingSensess) profile pictureπ˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ@TinglingSensessOct 26
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Sometimes I throw boomerangs into oncoming traffic.
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Thankfully I brought my Flockarrang to destroy them! Thanks for the endorsement, Spidey!
π˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ (@TinglingSensess) profile pictureπ˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ@TinglingSensessOct 25
First order of business now that I’m backβ€” figure out where these flock cameras are coming from and dismantle them. I won’t let my city become 1984. Then? Find Yuri, make sure her head’s right after that mess with Harry.
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Throwing razorangs at a vault padlock like he's making it rain money. It's not doing well to break it and automatically crack the door open as he planned. "I really should've brought a shatterang..."
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Go to Gotham or something, dude.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘ (@SCOURGEOFCRIME) profile picture𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘@SCOURGEOFCRIMEOct 22
No.
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You don't have anything better to do?
𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘ (@SCOURGEOFCRIME) profile picture𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘@SCOURGEOFCRIMEOct 22
Replying to @SCOURGEOFCRIME @PSIVEDIAM
@FailedPitcher count your days.
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So, that's how I ended up here on a dumpster with a giant burn. Definitely still Sinister Six material, though.
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"Dodge this Anti-Spiderrang."
π˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ (@TinglingSensess) profile pictureπ˜›π˜©π˜¦π˜³π˜¦ 𝘎𝘰𝘦𝘴 π˜›π˜©π˜¦ 𝘚𝘱π˜ͺπ˜₯𝘦𝘳-π˜”π˜’π˜―.ᐟ@TinglingSensessOct 21
β€œNever stop being you, buddy. This is the kind of dumb nonsense I live for in my ragtag band of regulars.”
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"So, I came up with a boomerang-rang. You throw it and it comes back to you. You're not gonna believe why it didn't work out."
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"Yelling is loud! It gets attention!"
π™ˆπ˜Όπ˜Ώπ˜Όπ™ˆπ™€ π™ˆπ˜Όπ™Žπ™Œπ™π™€ .ᐟ (@hergoldmask) profile pictureπ™ˆπ˜Όπ˜Ώπ˜Όπ™ˆπ™€ π™ˆπ˜Όπ™Žπ™Œπ™π™€ .ᐟ@hergoldmaskOct 21
γ…€ β€œ You're the one who decided to stand here and argue with me. ” γ…€
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Accomplishing becoming the biggest supervillain around! You wouldn't get my struggle.
― ⌜ 𝐙 ⌟ ― (@HouseOfZemo) profile picture― ⌜ 𝐙 ⌟ ―@HouseOfZemoOct 21
And what does that entail to? Accomplishing something?
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|| i'd make fred comeback instead of boomerang but i want to see where it goes before i fully lock in on symbiote insanity
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Turns out I left it at home! I'll get you next time!
𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘ (@SCOURGEOFCRIME) profile picture𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘@SCOURGEOFCRIMEOct 21
Typical...
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𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘ (@SCOURGEOFCRIME) profile picture𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘@SCOURGEOFCRIMEOct 21
Okay.
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Unlucky for you, I brought my Anti-Punisherrang. Try me.
𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘ (@SCOURGEOFCRIME) profile picture𝐓𝐇𝐄 ππ”ππˆπ’π‡π„π‘@SCOURGEOFCRIMEOct 21
I'm going to shoot you now.
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