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Faiz

@FaizAlavi

An Malaysian comedian that does comms work, PR and am very into motorsports. DMs are open for whatever. 🍉🍉

 Kuala Lumpur Federal Territory
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Joined April 2012
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2017 Vs 2023 It's insane how much proper diet, training and discipline can achieve with the fact that lockdowns caused me to eat more than I ever had.
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@utdbrxyNov 10
how are we replacing him as a manager before replacing him as a player
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@utdbrxyNov 10
Michael Carrick - legend forever
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Labour laws in this country is a joke! Kau nak aku gi kerja time napping weather??? INHUMAN
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Burn down the club and spread the ashes in the canals.
Mal (@UtdMaI) profile pictureMal
@UtdMaINov 10
🚨💣 INEOS HAVE LOST CONTROL OF MANCHESTER UNITED! Joel Glazer has reportedly stepped in and DEMANDED Mauricio Pochettino as the club’s next manager, OVERRULING Sir Jim Ratcliffe, Omar Berrada and Jason Wilcox! The Glazers are flexing their authority, and INEOS are being reminded who REALLY owns Manchester United. A full-blown power struggle at Old Trafford.
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The most expensive piece of ass since Helen of Troy.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 9
BREAKING: Nvidia wipes out $325,000,000,000.00 in market cap at the open.
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Henry Cavill to reprice his role as Napoleon Solo while Chris Evans replaces Armie Hammer as Illya Kurakin in Man from U.N.C.L.E. sequel
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Image from Scoop Crave 🔊🗣️ (@Scoopcrave_)
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@OnyChr2022Nov 8
Nahh this is dark 😭😭😭
CRIX (@OnyChr2022) profile pictureCRIX
@OnyChr2022Nov 8
I just saw a video of a Manchester United fan checking his blood pressure at the stadium against Villa 😭😭
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Josh O'Connor has officially been cast as James Bond in Denis Villeneuve’s ‘JAMES BOND’ movie. Set to be announced shortly. (Source: Filmgeekx | Socials)
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Image from Hype Buzz (@HypeBuzz_)
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Robert Pattinson chegando para fazer teste de elenco deve ser tipo assim
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REDEMPTION for Magnus Ditlev with the fastest-ever Iron-distance time at Ironman Florida.
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Hollywood wants you to believe that the most prolific spy in the world is a 6ft something scottish guy in a tuxedo while in reality it's a 5'6 petite clever chinese girl who you met at a AI summit in Singapore.
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Image from Mr Melancholy (@chakravartiiin)
The Spectator Index (@spectatorindex) profile pictureThe Spectator Index
@spectatorindexNov 7
BREAKING: The US government believes NVIDIA chief Jensen Huang had a 'romantic relationship with alleged Chinese spy', according to Financial Times report.
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He knows a grand total of three people in his life
Cozyy (@Cozyvik) profile pictureCozyy
@CozyvikNov 5
Jennifer garner and Ben Affleck reunite in 1st photos since he admitted to regretting thier divorce
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Image from Cozyy (@Cozyvik)
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Me when apply masuk UTP with SPM ada 2 A dan Addmath dapat G
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmNov 7
Harry Styles had talks with execs about playing the next James Bond. (Source: variety.com/2026/film/news/j…)
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Orbis (@_heral_fog) profile pictureOrbis@_heral_fogNov 4
RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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moku@mokudesukaNov 6
Tunku Abd Rahman:
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Fabricio Nakata (@FabricioNakata) profile pictureFabricio Nakata
@FabricioNakataNov 5
China puts data centers in Malaysia to get access to compute they can't get in China due to sanctions. The US puts data centers in Malaysia because every state bans data centers. AGI happens. Malaysia nationalizes all the data centers and becomes the sole hegemon of the world.
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fuck it.. Florence Pugh as James Bond
Film Updates (@FilmUpdates) profile pictureFilm Updates
@FilmUpdatesNov 5
Florence Pugh photographed by Annie Leibovitz for Jaguar.
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Lmao this app has been incredible the last 24 hours
The Account Formerly Known As (@Doc_Texas) profile pictureThe Account Formerly Known As
@Doc_TexasNov 4
Texas & Georgia turning into blue states.
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oh fuck yeah we got a trans woman in- NIGGA WHICH STATE????????
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 4
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
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"Carrick was right" 🔴👏 Bruno Fernandes gave an open, honest assessment after United's 3-2 win over Roma 🗣️
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@Mo_utdredNov 3
I'm ready
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Manchester United (@ManUtd) profile pictureManchester United
@ManUtdNov 3
A #UCL night at Old Trafford awaits 🏟️✨
Ayden Heaven features on the matchday graphic for United v Roma at Old Trafford in the Champions League on Tuesday 3 November (20:00 GMT).

ALT Ayden Heaven features on the matchday graphic for United v Roma at Old Trafford in the Champions League on Tuesday 3 November (20:00 GMT).

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PUT HER ON THE MEN'S TEAM
ESPN UK (@ESPNUK) profile pictureESPN UK
@ESPNUKNov 2
Man United started the season with back-to-back defeats. Now Eva Olid has them on a 10-game unbeaten run. Trust the process 👏📈
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