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I don’t care what you call yourself, who you’re intimate with, or what you do with your genitalia! Keep your goddamn hands off my right to bear arms!

Fort Collins
Joined May 2014
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Penguins Acquire Girard and Pick for Kulak in Deadline Deal Which team is the seller? @penguins seems like @Avalanche
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The McNab legacy lives on.
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Welcome to the Burgundy and Blue, Givani 👋 #GoAvsGo
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Burgundy and Blue look good on you, Scott! #GoAvsGo
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Hes the worst goalie in the NHL THE WORST
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Look, ma! I’m in the NHL Amazon doc!
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TBH You banned him for life you don’t get to do this!
Major League Baseball extends its deepest condolences to Pete Rose's family, his friends across the game, and the fans of his hometown of Cincinnati, Philadelphia, Montreal and beyond who admired his greatness, grit and determination on the field of play. May he rest in peace.
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Easy if there’s an R or D by their name they’re lying!
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Ok got it Republicans are Ridiculously Retarded! Agreed! So when are you getting to the Democrats are Dumb and Dangerously Dirty? In a nutshell Republicans-We don’t give a shit about you Democrats- we “care” but the solution comes at a cost Which rights are you going to forfeit
Jon Stewart unpacks how Trump supporters' perception of their candidate doesn't quite match up to the reality of who he is
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To be fair I’d choose a dog over almost any human regardless of citizenship. #peopleSuck
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Replying to @GavinNewsom
Blow me. Blow me. Blow me. Blow me.
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Replying to @coloradogov
@coloradogov this is the last time I will reinstate my license because of something retarded I fell behind on my child support that I absolutely shouldn’t owe! 1. I have them half the time 2. She claims them on her taxes I don’t 3. You allow a shit parent to have primary custody
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Most importantly because of the irresponsibility of the other parent, I am my children’s only ride to and from school. She is healthy enough to go on vacations, but not to actually parent my children, but you people gave her full custody make that makes sense!
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Indian worker standing on business
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Give me your all-time favorite player with the Cup moment. I'll start:
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Evander Kane isn't a Stanley Cup champion.
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No cup for Connor McDavid.
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