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🥽 Parody to the Max at #CVG2023! Parody with a side of sincerity. TOTALLY NOT AFFILIATED WITH CONVERGENCE they/them 🥽

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FakeCVG@FakeCVG13 Jul 2017
Helpful Hint: You will get The Best Photo if you ask "what Anime *is* your character from?" as you take a picture of a Trekkie.
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Pounded in the Butt By #CVG2016
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FakeCVG@FakeCVG30 Jun 2016
Pounded In The Butt By The Registration Line #CVG2016 #tinglers
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FakeCVG@FakeCVG30 Jun 2016
I'm Gay For A Living Floor Tape Line #CVG2016 #tinglers
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FakeCVG@FakeCVG30 Jun 2016
Pounded In The Butt By Hotel Emails #CVG2016 #tinglers
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Slammed In My Butt By My Secret Badge Ribbon Lover Who Came To Life #CVG2016
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Pounded In The Butt By The Hotel Shuttle #CVG2016 #tinglers
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Pounded In The Butt By A Passing Rocket Plane On My Way To The Pounded In The Butt By Science Fiction Vehicles Panel #CVG2016 #tinglers
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Pounded in the Butt by Another Con's Ball Pit #CVG2016 #tinglers
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Slammed in the Butt By My Badge Ribbon #CVG2016
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Space Lounge Butt Invasion #CVG2016 #tinglers
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FakeCVG@FakeCVG2 Jul 2016
Turned Gay By A Billionaire Day Pass #CVG2016 #Tinglers
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I'm Gay For My Fantasy RPG NPC At CVG #CVG2016 #tinglers
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Slammed In The Butt By The Masquerade Workmanship Award #CVG2016 #tinglers
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Turned Gay By Living Con Merch #CVG2016 #tinglers
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No ghosting! #cvg2016 is only for TRUE Buckaroos! #tinglers
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FakeCVG@FakeCVG2 Jul 2019
Be honest: how many costumes are you starting TONIGHT #CVG2019
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57%Two and already built 3
29%Zero lol jk it’s 4
14%1, but in 3 alt versions
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Hello, internet, I am properly back after a weekend at my home con, #CVG2018 This was my home cons 20th year. I've missed ONE. It was also our last year in the hotel that has historically been the home of many of the local conventions.
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My career as an sf writer basically started from assuming this. “And, for an instant, she stared directly into those soft blue eyes and knew, with an instinctive mammalian certainty, that the exceedingly rich were no longer even remotely human.” -Count Zero nitter.gq/Medium/status/10149743…
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Rockets to Mars, digitized consciousness, underground bunkers—these are all methods of separating themselves from the broader population. Of survival for them, and not for us. And it only gets weirder from there. trib.al/o013bCT
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