Fake Chris Pyne

It’s been real. PEACE OUT ✌️ #auspol

Happy Valentine’s Day 💝 Please accept this stolen content as a token of my love.

When Scott Morrison asked “who fuckin tonight?” this is not the answer I wanted. #auspol

IT NEEDS TO BE AT LEAST THREE TIMES BIGGER THAN THIS

Can’t lose in Parliament if you don’t have parliament. #auspol

Can’t have a women problem if we don’t have any women left.

High Commissioner George Brandis reacts in anger on hearing of the Liberals recent turmoil back home, August 2018 (colourised)

Congratulations to the Liberals for preselecting Georgina Downer again for Mayo! Surely this time!

No one point out that we moved the MP that claimed we were sexist bullies just out of camera shot.

Tony is the liberal equivalent of the WW2 Japanese soldier that you find alone on a pacific island in the mid 60’s.

That Tim Wilson newsletter is so weird.

Automatically translated tweets bestow Dutton with the new role of “Artisan of Zero Tolerance” #auspol #aupairs

Legitimate question I thought.

These lapel pins from the PM are not what I expected.

Thanks for the wild ride Malcolm 🤕

When you’re in your fifth year of uni and decide it’s time to start attending lectures.

When you and your sibling fight but then have to sit next to each other at dinner.

*chuckles* I’m in danger #auspol #libspill

YOU’RE A WIZARD HARRY