@FakeElsevier

Did you know that this is the official Twitter account of Reed Elsevier? Yep, totally official! That's why the word 'Fake' appears in the handle!

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Stay tuned for our future patents on the first half of the alphabet, all prepositions, and the color red.
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As this patent clearly shows, we invented online peer review. In 2012. (h/t @DVDGC13) eff.org/deeplinks/2016/08/st…

Stupid Patent of the Month: Elsevier Patents Online Peer Review

On August 30, 2016, the Patent Office issued U.S. Patent No. 9,430,468, titled; “Online peer review and method.” The owner of this patent is none other than Elsevier, the giant academic publisher.

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Replying to @raulpacheco
Terms and Conditions at @FakeElsevier are updated, @raulpacheco @YourPaperSucks @Worse_Reviewer @RissaChem
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No free lollipop? @ElsevierConnect @FakeElsevier
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Here's a great video of Elsevier admitting why they can't tell you what they charge for uni bundles svpow.com/2013/12/20/elsevie… @FakeElsevier

Elsevier’s David Tempest explains subscription-contract confidentiality clauses

As we all know, University libraries have to pay expensive subscription fees to scholarly publishers such as Elsevier, Springer, Wiley and Informa, so that their researchers can read articles writt…

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You could draw copy of fig on your buttock w/ sharpie & post a photo. Explicitly allowed under our terms of service. xitter.cf/janhjensen/status/6481…
Jan Jensen (janhjensen.bsky.social)@janhjensen27 Sep 2015
Elsevier wants $30 for use of Figure 10 in a blogpost! I guess another figure-less blogpost comming up dx.doi.org/10.1016/j.str.201… #sigh
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New policy, based on the big data: free jar of deli dip/spread/topping w/ every author agreement #LetThemEatDip
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@rainierounce -. —
Replying to @LibraryRadish
. @libraryradish Yes! Provided, of course, that the embargo period has passed and the creature lacks a command of human language.
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Fake Elsevier retweeted
Selerax@Selerax22 May 2015
Replying to @FakeElsevier
@FakeElsevier But only in unformatted, unedited badger-speech.
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"Open Access" xitter.cf/_hillary/status/601873…
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Fake Elsevier retweeted
Stuart Langridge@sil22 May 2015
Replying to @_moo_
@_moo_ @orangeaurochs @FakeElsevier perhaps you're still permitted to think really loudly about your thesis
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Elsevier's new sharing policy allows you to share how much you love Elsevier's new sharing policy, provided love is not final typeset vers.
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Elsevier's new sharing policy allows you to verbally explain your scholarly work to badgers and other woodland creatures. #ElsevierShares
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It's not against Elsevier's new sharing policy to loudly say "OPEN ACCESS" while handing colleague an inferior, non-final version of a paper
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. @freerange_inc So much bottle up anger! Who's "open access" now? #ElsevierFeels
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It's not against Elsevier's sharing policy to print pre-typeset manuscript, roll up and place into the knot of a tree in a forgotten forest.
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Wouldn't the world be a better place if you worried less about sharing academic papers, and worried a bit more about sharing your feelings?
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No one is stopping you from sharing your papers by tattooing them on your bodies. (just don't base it on the final typeset version, mkay)
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