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MannyJ

@FakeMannyJ
 Kansas City, MO
Joined March 2011
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Placed an online order at my local @dominos and walked in to find out the entire staff quit and walked out. Left the doors unlocked, ovens on, office door wide open. #AvoidTheNoid
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Congratulations to the 2026 World Series champion Milwaukee @Brewers! 🎉 REPOST for a chance to win this special edition World Series bat courtesy of @VictusSports! Rules: mlb.com/network/about/social… | NoPurNec, US/18+, Ends 10/29
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Replying to @kathleenmadigan
They asked me to audition for Howard Cosell. I wish I was joking, Kathleen.
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MLB
@MLBOct 22
Repost and reply for your chance to win a #WorldSeries bat and baseball! #NoTimeLikeOctober
A baseball and a baseball bat are pictured. The bat has World Series 2026 branding and the ball is an official 2026 World Series baseball.

ALT A baseball and a baseball bat are pictured. The bat has World Series 2026 branding and the ball is an official 2026 World Series baseball.

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@MLBOct 20
The World Series matchup is set! Either the Brewers or Rays will win their first championship 🏆
World Series 2026, Presented By Capital One Tampa Bay Rays vs. Milwaukee Brewers A spooky Halloween-themed graphic with the World Series trophy in front of an orange-hued moon with bats flying around in a dark night sky. The words "2026 Fall Classic" are also visible in the sky. On the left is a cityscape of St. Petersburg and on the right is a cityscape of Milwaukee. Text of both team name as well as "TB vs. MIL" are scattered around the graphic. Pictured: On the left side are cutouts of Junior Caminero, Yandy Díaz and Jonathan Aranda in road gray Rays uniforms and dark blue batting helmets. On the right side are William Contreras, Jackson Chourio and Jake Bauers in cream-colored Brewers uniforms and dark blue batting helmets.

ALT World Series 2026, Presented By Capital One Tampa Bay Rays vs. Milwaukee Brewers A spooky Halloween-themed graphic with the World Series trophy in front of an orange-hued moon with bats flying around in a dark night sky. The words "2026 Fall Classic" are also visible in the sky. On the left is a cityscape of St. Petersburg and on the right is a cityscape of Milwaukee. Text of both team name as well as "TB vs. MIL" are scattered around the graphic. Pictured: On the left side are cutouts of Junior Caminero, Yandy Díaz and Jonathan Aranda in road gray Rays uniforms and dark blue batting helmets. On the right side are William Contreras, Jackson Chourio and Jake Bauers in cream-colored Brewers uniforms and dark blue batting helmets.

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Building the ideal NFL roster based entirely on their relationship situation: QB: Married to an above-average looking woman he met before he was famous. Attractive, supportive, but not Madison Beer hot. QB1 cannot have distractions. RB: Knocked up his college girlfriend sophomore year. Still with her. 3 kids. Rumored mistress that everyone in the organization knows about but nobody discusses. May have one domestic violence charge that got dropped. WR1: Completely single. Zero responsibilities. Following 4,700 women on Instagram. Let him cook. WR2: Dating an Instagram model with 800k followers. Relationship is extremely toxic. Somehow this makes him better. Slot WR: White guy married to a beautiful mid blonde. Golden retriever. Two kids. Lives 12 minutes from the facility. Automatic on 3rd & 7. TE: Dating a famous actress/singer who gets shown during every broadcast. Annoying but necessary for team morale. LT/RT: Married to high school sweethearts. Southern women. Three kids minimum. Own homes on 5+ acres. Absolutely zero nightlife. Guards: Also married. Wives are best friends. Joint family vacations every offseason. Center: Has been with the same woman since 8th grade. She packs his lunch. WR3: Single, but not famous enough to pull WR1 numbers. Gets the girls WR1 stopped responding to. Kicker: Wife is inexplicably a 10. Nobody understands how he did it. Punter: You have literally no idea if he has ever spoken to a woman. This team goes 14-3.
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ersanity@ERSANlTYOct 4
Their own manager says it’s an out can all these inbred san diego freaks shut the hell up now
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@MLBNetworkOct 4
Padres manager Craig Stammen said it was brought up earlier today at the umpire meeting what would happen if a ball were to hit hit the roof: “We joked about it at the umpire meeting today... it was unlikely but it happened.”
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@lexiosborneOct 1
Chiefs OC Eric Bieniemy says he received a text from Neil Smith this week saying “it’s not Las Vegas Raider week, it’s Oakland Raider week” and that’s the kind of energy we absolutely need 😈
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I'm so glad this guy got ejected. There is a WNBA team coming to Cleveland and I'm sure I will get invited to a game by someone and I'll feel too bad to say no so I will go. But now, I secretly know I can just point at a player from the stands and get kicked out and rescue my evening. Thank you sir for paving the way.
House of Lowlights (@HouseLowlights) profile pictureHouse of Lowlights
@HouseLowlightsSep 30
A’ja Wilson got a Fever fan ejected for POINTING at her 😭😭😭 “YOU DON’T POINT AT ME” SOFT
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Seems like a massive waste of time while there is an emergency happening
Anthony (@Catholicizm1) profile pictureAnthony
@Catholicizm1Sep 22
The fireman will act indignant while doing this, but deep down he’s elated. I’ve seen it happen a few times. They are performing an act of justice.
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Week 1 Sportsbooks: Let everybody eat on offense so people shovel their money Week 2 Sportsbooks: Fuck them people
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Pat Thorman (@Pat_Thorman) profile picturePat Thorman
@Pat_ThormanSep 20
Chargers next seven games: @ Bills Seahawks Broncos @ Chiefs @ Rams Texans @ Ravens
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having James Cook and facing the Josh Allen owner
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@VBSofficial_Sep 17
Every year the media predicts Herbert will win MVP and the Chargers will win the Super Bowl. Then Herbert plays horrible and the Chargers underperform severely and they pivot to “the roster is actually bad” Literally year 7 of doing this exact bit. YEAR SEVEN LIKE MY GOD
OLIVER 🇺🇸🦅 (@Flat6Banger) profile pictureOLIVER 🇺🇸🦅
@Flat6BangerSep 16
“It's year 3 with Herbert and Harbaugg and I'm looking at the Chargers' roster … is this a talented roster?” Nate Tice and Sheil Kapadia discussing Chargers' roster
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Want to win a FREE Kenneth Walker jersey? 👀 Here’s how to enter for your chance to win ⬇️ ✅ Follow @chiefs_kcsn ✅ Follow @KCSportsNetwork ✅ Retweet this post 🏆 Winner will be selected Saturday, 9/19! Huge thank you to our friends at Northland Injury Law for sponsoring this giveaway!
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Bo Nix on fraud watch????
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kat@chiefsfankatSep 15
patrick throws ball to travis. birds chirp. flowers bloom. life is beautiful.
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“They don’t need to invest in running back. They won with Damien Williams”
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figured out why Tom Cruise is in KC
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Patrick Mahomes!!!
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Romeo Doubs waiting to catch the easiest pass of his life
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Kansas a great place to be.......More like a great place to poop and pee;)
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