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If you were writing an ad to sell an airline, would you include a free set of steak knives? #askingforafriend
You hated the new campaign but how smart was ditching “We still call Australia home” last year? #marketinggenius
We’ll fly ‘em in & have them on 457s RT @joeobrien24: Abbott: I'm confident (Qantas management) will maximise employment here in Australia
Look. We’re selling the #qantas 747s anyway. This LAX bingle just means we can now write it off on insurance at 1970s replacement valuations
“Stunned”? We leaked it a week ago RT @amworldtodaypm: Qantas staff stunned by sweeping job cuts ab.co/Mx6O5f #Qantas #ausbiz
Cost cutting. Napkins are also edible RT @sammartino: is this what you regard as a full service airline meal at 6pm?
Christmas party planning; due to current share price climate, we’ll forgo the gold leaf body-painted midget waitresses #budgetqantas
Look, the only #qantas thing deserving junk status is our out of date cookies served last week.
Haha, oh, JetStar RT @aaronpp: Utterly disgusted to find my luggage on the @JetstarAirways luggage carousel like this
Remember our pre-vote, one-way sale? Bet you wish you were here with us! No boats or women in sight #qantasescaped
We’re faster than by boat MT @pennells: Qantas lounge. Whenever I see this font, I'm worried I'll end up in PNG...
Look out for our one-way international ‘Rather Leave Than Vote’ sale fares opening tomorrow for flights on September 6th, 2013! #auspol
Management’s found a way to cut food & beverage costs down. We’ve called it ‘The Qastro Inclusion’ m.dailytelegraph.com.au/news…