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Shane Watson

@FakeShaneWatson

Cricket Australia didn't ask me to tweet. A slightly fake parody.

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Joined October 2010
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This is how it ends champions... Fittingly I was not out! @ajarrodkimber writes my career obituary: espncricinfo.com/icc-world-t…
Watson skips into T20 retirement

Watson skips into T20 retirement

Shane Watson skipped from the field when he imagined Australia had won and there was still a spring in his step after Virat Kohli ensured that his T20 career ended two games earlier than he wanted

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Feeling as happy as Andy Murray
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Ruined my night 😡 nitter.gq/cricketaus/status/6937…
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@cricketcomau31 Jan 2016
Well, how crucial did this turn out to be! cricket.com.au/video/hardik-… #AUSvIND
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Champion, my country cried out for help nitter.gq/mirrorballsuit/status/…
(bec) official travis head stan account (@mirrorballsuit) profile picture(bec) official travis head stan account@mirrorballsuit31 Jan 2016
GUESS WHO'S BACK nitter.gq/fakeshanewatson/status…
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When I say "young and inexperienced team" I mean crap
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Do I have to do everything myself?
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I TOLD YOU I AM A DEAD RUBBER SPECIALIST #124
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Great things weren't expected of me... And I didn't disappoint.
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I'M NOT OUT!
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Mitch Marsh *smirk* *giggle* *twinkle returns to eye*
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Shane Watson retweeted
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Dan Liebke@danliebke14 Jul 2015
Astonishing comparison of Duke ball (left) and Kookaburra ball (right) after 30 overs.
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I cried when I read @aarontimms love letter to me: theguardian.com/sport/blog/2… #sweetTwatto
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Scotty@ScottyPufc12 Jul 2015
Replying to @FakeShaneWatson
@FakeShaneWatson just for you buddy
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I swear it’s Mitchell Johnson’s fault. He made me appeal. #notmyfault
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Champions, so right that in my last Ashes match I bow out gracefully with a double LBW review. I do everything for my fans. #everything
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Dan Liebke@danliebke10 Jul 2015
Will this be #WatsonsAshes? My ratings for the First Test so far. theroar.com.au/2015/07/11/li…

The Liebke Ratings: England vs Australia first Test

Halfway through the first Ashes Test and Australia were all out for 308, 122 behind the England total. The match is terrifically poised, and…

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SHUT UP @ProfDeano!!! JUST SHUT UP!!! The Master needs no coaching: m.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/d… #whatsyournumber?
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I only perform if it really counts… when I’m about to be dropped
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No need for sarcasm RT “@samuelfez: First time since November 2011 that Watson has taken multiple wickets in a Test innings. He's back!
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