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Who is raising his kids if he's playing this much basketball lol?
I had an experience last night that I think perfectly sums up our political moment… I play basketball a couple times a week with a group of about 30 guys. I try really hard not to talk politics there…ball is life and my true escape…but one way or another it always comes up for a few minutes. Last night though, to no surprise, everyone was talking about the election results. Pretty much all the guys I play with are conservatives or Republicans, or just people who love America and end up voting Republican. Basically just normal people. There’s one liberal in the group. He was saying he hates how extreme both parties have become, but that Republicans are even worse, and we need more moderate, centrist options. As we were warming up, I asked him: “Okay, what’s Donald Trump’s most extreme position?” He paused and started talking about Trump’s attitude and tweets. I said, “No, what’s his most extreme *policy*?” He said, “I’d have to get back to you,” and started walking away. I kept poking at him a bit while we played. (Nothing like hardcore political trash talk, right?) And he didn’t have much to say. We set it aside and the friendship will live to see another day. But the point is this: Trump, despite what they say, is actually a moderate. He’s a former Democrat, old-school liberal who governs sensibly, thus conservatively. He would have (and still would) negotiate with Democrats on almost anything. But all the Democrats want to do is destroy (and eventually jail) him. If you think closing the border is extreme, fine. If you don’t like how ICE operates, say that. But picking up people who are here illegally isn’t extreme. You can dislike the methods without calling the basic idea far-right or racist. I’ve seen this over and over: you ask people what Trump has actually done that’s extreme, far-right, or racist, and they usually can’t answer. They just scurry away. The bigger issue now , especially after the results of midterms, is what comes *after* Trump on the right. A lot of people will say, “We tried it with the New York real estate guy who wanted to be liked and was willing to make a deal. It didn’t work. So now we go harder.” Then we could end up with an actual extremist, and even the TDS inflicted liberals will be looking back on the Trump years as the good old days. So if you know a confused liberal, this might be a good time to ask them to look in the mirror before it’s too late. Pro Tip: They probably won’t listen to you, but then just hit a couple threes in their face and it’ll still be time well spent.
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Tim Hardaway Jr. might just piss me off more than Haley Stevens this week
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Securing the vote of WNBA hecklers @HaleyforMI should be proud
Hey @HaleyforMI open invite on @clayandbuck for Monday or Tuesday. We’d love to have you as a guest. Impressed to see a Democrat stand on principle over politics.
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The inevitable outcome of the Haley Stevens betrayal is Trump endorsing her for “something” while also mocking her strange posture and calling her ugly. We’ve seen this before.
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This Heat team is doing everything they can to lose. The Bam/Giannis lineup is 🗑️ Bam has ZERO motion in his game right now and looks like Kevin Love without the 3s right now (and fewer rebounds).
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Bam defense is looking weird
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We owe you a debt of gratitude for your work on @SteaknShake Jk total failure you accomplished nothing
I am resigning from the White House with tremendous respect for President Trump and Bobby Kennedy. They laid out a vision of combatting the entrenched, dark forces in DC that profit from Americans getting sick. More policy and cultural change has happened around these goals in the past 2 years than any time in history - and I know this movement is just getting started. It was an honor to advocate for MAHA moms in the administration and steer policies like Dietary Guidelines reform, psychedelic reform, removing soda from SNAP, removing food dyes, GRAS reform, and overhauling government food procurement.
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He’ll charge more but he won’t raise wages lol
I own an Airbnb cleaning business. This was the best possible outcome for me and the worst possible outcome for guests and hosts The fewer things a host can ask a guest to do, the more they will ask us to do and the more we will charge for a cleaning fee. That cleaning fee will continue to get pushed onto the guests which raises the cost of every booking. Or, the host will eat the increased cost we give them and their profitability will decrease Guests pay more, hosts pay more, cleaning companies make more Lose, lose, win
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Sounds like Trump cares more about New America than Old America
BREAKING: President Trump is calling for New Mexico to be renamed New America, effective immediately.
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I like Nick but he ate crow on the Kawhi story and he’s setting himself up for seconds lol
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Wtf is this lmao
Bleacher Report’s top 30 defenders in the NBA: 1. Victor Wembanyama 2. Ausar Thompson 3. Rudy Gobert 4. Chet Holmgren 5. Amen Thompson 6. Scottie Barnes 7. OG Anunoby 8. Evan Mobley 9. Cason Wallace 10. Giannis Antetokoumnpo 11. Alex Caruso 12. Collin Murray-Boyles 13. Derrick White 14. Dyson Daniels 15. Toumani Camara 16. Kawhi Leonard 17. Jaden McDaniels 18. Donovan Clingan 19. Draymond Green 20. Anthony Davis 21. Isaiah Hartenstein 22. Jarrett Allen 23. Mitchell Robinson 24. Jalen Williams 25. Bam Adebayo 26. Lu Dort 27. Jaren Jackson Jr. 28. Walker Kessler 29. Jalen Suggs 30. Robert Williams III
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Trying to own the guy ending abusive animal labor lol very cool
Replying to @NYCMayor
Are you replacing them with goats?
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Malik Willis plays QB like an athletic stoner
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Propagandist demands answers
Good morning, @JamesTalarico! Would YOU like to reveal where you *actually* were these past couple weeks, or should me and @RheinAmacher do it? Please let us know by 1pm ET today! Thank you for your attention to this matter! 🇺🇸
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I'm hearing from a source close to Trump that if Republicans win the election, Trump is prepared to release the cancer vaccine that has been hidden away for nearly two decades.
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Giannis playing PF had 7 assists in 14 mins lol
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It’s so funny how they literally do the Omni-Man meme to smear the Dems
JD Vance just delivered the single greatest on-air warning to America of what will happen if Democrats take power “They don't just want to enact bad policy. They actually want to make it so that Republicans can never win another national election.” -They want voter fraud. -They want to destroy the foundations of American constitutional republicanism. -They're trying to abolish the institutions of American government. They have already told us they want to pack the Supreme Court and restart mass immigration. If they achieve this, we will lose the country. This is about radicalism versus common sense. Well said, @JDVance
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Amigara Fault-ass behavior smh
Reminds me of John Edward Jones (Nutty Putty Cave, 2009) Just one question Why?
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Who knew Jack Smith was a Caitlin Clark fan?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Eric Schmitt accused Jack Smith of perjury during his congressional testimony because Eric did not know the difference between the Hawks and Hawkeyes nbcnews.com/politics/congr…
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