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kermy

@FatKermit

you must compartmentalize

 Bronx, New York
Joined January 2021
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SHE SAID YES AGAIN 💍
kermy (@FatKermit) profile picturekermy@FatKermitApr 28
I proposed to my gf on Saturday and the Knicks won so the only thing that makes sense is to propose again tonight
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Two burgers
Hoop Central (@TheHoopCentral) profile pictureHoop Central
@TheHoopCentral17h
Collin Sexton and Georges Niang go nose to nose. 🍿🍿🍿
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he knew scalabrine would be commentating
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBase23 Dec 2024
136 years ago today, Vincent van Gogh cut off his ear.
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Bron staring at his soul hitting that Mickey Mouse clubhouse dance is killing me
Mick “big hog” Narsh (@MickNarsh11) profile pictureMick “big hog” Narsh@MickNarsh11Oct 28
This is your goat?
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Horned up by AI, God bless your son
Ron Harper (@HARPER04_5) profile pictureRon Harper@HARPER04_5Oct 29
Replying to @itslolamelone
You said it…
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I just threw up everywhere holy shit don’t ever do that again
Fullcourtpass (@Fullcourtpass) profile pictureFullcourtpass
@FullcourtpassOct 29
Bleacher Report NBA trade idea: Heat receive: - Karl-Anthony Towns Knicks receive: - Bam Adebayo - Tim Hardaway Jr. Thoughts??? (Via @EricPincus)
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Need E-40 to say Yaxel Lendeborg
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A Cavs fan just hit a half court shot for 10k lmao
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Gonna be black SUVs outside Slawson’s crib tomorrow morning
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#GetBack
Kevin Durant (@KDTrey5) profile pictureKevin Durant
@KDTrey516 Jul 2013
It's crackin in Taiwan, but I'm gettin a massage and this lady put this Hot ass oil on my back sooo I'm about to fart..#GetBack
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was one inch away from giving someone in the crowd a black eye
Riley ❄️ (@rileysbetter) profile pictureRiley ❄️
@rileysbetterOct 28
Tatum FRIED mpj 😭
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Very close to admitting I was wrong, I have no problem doing it but I’m not quite ready yet
kermy (@FatKermit) profile picturekermy@FatKermitSep 22
“dark horse” and it shows dick vanmeat as a starter
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How’s the view down there fellas?
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Game 1 of 79 tomorrow! #NewYorkForever
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Spent all summer saying nothing could hurt me after this championship and we are really putting that statement to the test early.
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Close enough
kermy (@FatKermit) profile picturekermy@FatKermitOct 24
Tristan de Silva dropping 7 threes against us 👍
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Wendell frail ass can’t take a hit lmfao get your weight up
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He has Simons on him, very obvious mismatch. Bon gotta relax
Finn Kuehl (@finleykuehl) profile pictureFinn Kuehl@finleykuehlOct 23
Donovan Mitchell didn't seem too happy with Mario Hezonja calling his own number on this play 😅 Hezonja was able to punish the mismatch though
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Tristan de Silva dropping 7 threes against us 👍
Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) profile pictureShams Charania
@ShamsCharaniaOct 24
Orlando Magic star Paolo Banchero has sustained a low-grade right high ankle sprain, sources tell ESPN. This injury diagnosis typically carries a timetable of 4-to-6 weeks.
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10 min away from the Ravens stadium I might actually cop tickets for tomorrow
kermy (@FatKermit) profile picturekermy@FatKermitOct 24
First time in Baltimore and it’s dope here wow
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First time in Baltimore and it’s dope here wow
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