High-end Photo Retouching for fashion/beauty advertising & editorial. Proudly not keeping things real since 2001
Sydney / London
Joined February 2009
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Darlinghurst dog owners are being harassed by @cityofsydney council rangers. @CloverMoore we are asking for your help. #rosebankpark #help
Tonight's episode of @theprojecttv managed to almost simultaneously slam #uber whilst praising #airbnb. #potkettle
FTR my ability to remember someone's name has zero reflection on my like or affection for said person.
I just FB searched for Kim Wexler. Want to ask them all to be kind to Jimmy McGill #bettercallSaul
Us Aussies are constantly under threat from a range of dangerous animals... but I never realised an orangutan would be on that list.
Balmy sydney evening, getting ready for bed. Super cute that my cat is rubbing around ankles despite heat. Look down. Not a cat. Cockroach🖕🏼
It's rare for sydney not to have a cool Southerly sweep through at dusk, and when it doesn't, it's brutal. #toohot
Sydney (darlo/kings X) is lousy with European backpackers at the moment. Shut up & stop playing yer crap music outta shit speakers already
I've taken to going out for fancy lunches on my own and listening to the @dadwroteaporno podcast. Lots of lols... they have no idea
Me: I have 11 minutes to get to an appointment that's 10 minutes away.
Also me: I'll just make a quick cup of tea then.
I actually just read the words 'limited edition burger'. Wow. Yeah it's limited by the time it takes me to shove it in my face.
As an Aussie who lived in London I get asked 'how did you deal with the cold!?' Currently feeling like a Sydney summer is equally difficult
It's 6pm and I've already had dinner, watched my shows, got drunk and am ready for bed.... THIS is why I shouldn't get up at 6am.
December/pre-Christmas is the time of year you end up drinking a lot of alcohol with people you don't particularly like. #christmasfatigue
There are 4-5 days during my monthly cycle where I'm a nice, kind, patient, friendly human. They're the days I try not to leave the house
I'm staring in a my own reality horror show. The title, Mosquitoes In The Night. #thehorror