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I drink to try to forget that time I accidentally called my year 1 teacher mum

Worstead, England
Joined April 2017
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Everton being in one of the worst runs of form we've been in in our PL history with Pickford still being England's no.1 shows his quality Won multiple shootouts for England, and kept us out of the Championship with his saves Surely the best English keeper of all time
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If Erling Haaland scores FIRST tonight vs Luton weโ€™ll giveaway a SecretShirt.co box ๐Ÿ“ฆ To enter ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ”„ Retweet this tweet ๐Ÿค Follow us Good luck!
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Can't be the only one who thinks the Liverpool goal is definitely offside? Endo is offside and blocks off one of the two players marking the goal scorer Nothing to say VvD wouldn't have scored anyway, just colwill wasn't given a chance to defend it, due to Endo
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๐Ÿšจ ๐—š๐—œ๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—”๐—ช๐—”๐—ฌ: If Harry Kane scores ๐—™๐—œ๐—ฅ๐—ฆ๐—ง against Lazio tonight, weโ€™ll giveaway a brand new Premier League shirt of your choice. ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐—ง๐—ผ ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: 1โƒฃ ๐—ฅ๐—ง this tweet. 2โƒฃ ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ this account Winner announced after the game, good luck! ๐Ÿ‘Š
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๐Ÿšจ ๐—š๐—œ๐—ฉ๐—˜๐—”๐—ช๐—”๐—ฌ: If Erling Haaland scores first against Burnley today, weโ€™ll giveaway a brand new Premier League shirt of your choice. ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐—ง๐—ผ ๐—ฒ๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ: 1โƒฃ ๐—ฅ๐—ง this tweet. 2โƒฃ ๐—™๐—ผ๐—น๐—น๐—ผ๐˜„ this account Winner announced after the game, good luck! ๐Ÿ‘Š
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If Diogo Jota ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น or Cole Palmer ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ scores FIRST tonight weโ€™ll giveaway a SecretShirt.co box ๐Ÿ“ฆ To enter ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ”„ Retweet this tweet ๐Ÿค Follow us Good luck!
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If Richarlison or Juliรกn รlvarez score tonight, we will give away a Mystery Football shirt to one lucky follower! โšช๐Ÿ”ต To enter: 1๏ธโƒฃ Repost this post 2๏ธโƒฃ Follow Us ๐Ÿค Good Luck! ๐Ÿคž
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My mum when she saw my haircut
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โฐ๏ธ Giveaway Time โฐ๏ธ If there's 2 or more goals scored in the Man Utd v Spurs game, win a Mystery Football Shirt ๐Ÿ”— Mystiquejerseys.com ๐Ÿ”„ Repost to enter & Follow us
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Filthy Football Shirts Friday Giveaway! If Nottingham Forest win against Tottenham tonight, we'll giveaway one of these Forest shirts (Size: Medium & XL - your choice!) To enter๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ”„ RT & Like this Tweet ๐Ÿค Follow us #NFFC #NOTTOT
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FILTHY FOOTBALL SHIRT ENGLAND GIVEAWAY An England game means one thing, a giveaway! If Jack Grealish or Phil Foden score first tonight against North Macedonia weโ€™ll give away this England away shirt (Large)! To enter: 1: Follow us 2: Repost this 3: Tag a mate ๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿป Good luck!
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If Raheem Sterling or Erling Haaland score today, we will give away a Mystery Football shirt to one lucky follower! ๐Ÿ”ตโšช๏ธ To enter: 1โƒฃ Repost this post 2โƒฃ Follow us ๐Ÿค Good Luck! ๐Ÿคž
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Michael Gardner retweeted
If Chelsea wins against Manchester City today weโ€™ll giveaway a PS5 to a lucky followerโšฝ๐ŸŽฎโ € โ € โœ…Retweet this โœ…Follow us to enter! ๐Ÿคž Winner announced after the match โš”๏ธ
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If Erling Haaland scores FIRST today vs Chelsea weโ€™ll giveaway a SecretShirt.co box ๐Ÿ“ฆ To enter ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ”„ Retweet this tweet ๐Ÿค Follow us Good luck!
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โฐ๏ธ Premier League Giveaway โฐ๏ธ If Saka or Callum Wilson scores first this evening! Win a Mystery Football Shirt ๐Ÿ‘•โ“๏ธ๐Ÿ“ฆ ๐Ÿ‘‰ Mystiquejerseys.com Like, Repost & Follow to enter
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โญ๏ธ SPECIAL COMPETITION โญ๏ธ If DCL scores ANYTIME against Brighton today. Weโ€™ll giveaway an #Everton shirt signed by DCL and framed by @FramedShirt. To enter ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ”„ Retweet this tweet ๐Ÿค Follow @F0reverEvert0n & @FramedShirt ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ Tag another blue Good luck! ๐Ÿ’™
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If Ollie Watkins scores FIRST today weโ€™ll giveaway a SecretShirt.co box ๐Ÿ“ฆ To enter ๐Ÿ‘‡ ๐Ÿ”„ Retweet this tweet ๐Ÿค Follow us Good luck!
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The Predators are the clear winners! To pick the winner of the bootsโ€ฆ Youโ€™ve got to retweet this and also leave a reply tagging @adidas and somebody who you havenโ€™t spoken to for a while using the hashtag #JustCheckingIn. This is just as a little reminder that youโ€™re thinking of them. IMPORTANT - You have to be following me to win the boots as the winner will be picked at random using Twitter Picker at 21:00 tonight!
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2nd pair to give away! Pick the pair of bootsโ€ฆ Retweet for Copa Mundial - custom sole plate. (You wonโ€™t find another pair in the world like this) Like for Adidas Predator Iโ€™ll let it run till 17:00
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Michael Gardner retweeted
You know what, Iโ€™m in an amazing mood today. RT this and Iโ€™ll pick out someone tomorrow and buy them a copy of Football Manager 2024. No strings attached whatsoever. Peace and love to all. โค๏ธ๐Ÿซก
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