Chester Hamilton |MIA|

"ꜱᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ɢᴏᴏᴅʙʏᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ꜱᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀɴᴄᴇ." - ʙʀᴇɴᴛ ꜱᴍɪᴛʜ ♠ - ᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ ʜᴀᴍɪʟᴛᴏɴ ♠ - ʀᴘ/ꜰʟ ♠ - ᴘʟᴀɴɴᴇᴅ ꜱʟ ♠ - ꜱᴛᴏʀɪᴇꜱ ʟɪɴᴋᴇᴅ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ 🖤 & 🔁

Wife-to-be, I have made lunch reservations at Le Jardin at 1pm to discuss honeymoon plans. Your request for somewhere hot is noted. Please try not to be 'fashionably' late this time, I have a full schedule today. @VenomousMinx

Back when life was easy.

Happy #IForgotYourBirthdayWednesday to my wonderful wife-to-be @VenomousMinx. I could blame an administrative error...but it was just that...well, the 'deathier' your stare got throughout the day, the more I found it amusing. Sorry. Kinda.

Silence.

#WCW to @VenomousMinx Because you're soon to be my wife, and it's Wednesday.

Mmhmm.

I see what you did there.

Making @VenomousMinx's day by leaving my bags at the door for her to find, although I have no intention of actually going. #TuesdayTease #AmIDoingThisRight?

Possession is nine tenths of the law, dear wife.

They always look at the significant other first.

The damn thing would have my fingers anyway.

Since I've been informed these are still required, happy #WCW @VenomousMinx. Please take the fact that I haven't fed your pretend dog to any real full-sized dogs as meaning I don't find you completely repulsive. Happy Wednesday, wife-to-be.

One day, you'll thank us both for it.

Do I have to keep up that infernal Wednesday thing @VenomousMinx? Feigning affection for you on a weekly basis is irksome.

There's a line where I'm supposed to enjoy this? Where do I find it?

I think you're secretly starting to enjoy this whole arrangement.

If she wanted to stop being mine? I made sure she'd never be anyone's again. Don't mistake me for someone that won't do whatever it takes. No matter what I might lose in the process.

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