CamelToad retweeted
The Economist had to use a log scale to make the Afghan rate look less horrific.
Immigrants should average radically lower rape rates than natives because you are stuck with your fellow natives, but you really ought to be able to select non-rapist immigrants.
He literally cannot grasp per capita lmao
Replying to @X1Mayo1X
Tell me what per capita means. Explain it to me and explain why it’s the most effective way to report crime
The only reason this woman exists to now claim this is her land is because when the Americans won the 400 year war against the Indians, they were more merciful to the losers than any opposing force in history to that point.
What I’ve learned these last couple days from Christian conservative™️ Twitter is they’re basically no different than leftists. They want legal carve-outs for their friends, and they call anyone who disagrees with them devils (apparently this is their “Nazis”)
The person who wants to politicize an institution will always win over the person who wants to keep that institution politically neutral.
We can’t win a fight that we refuse to participate in.
Except that’s not the scientific consensus 🤦♂️
CamelToad retweeted
Ishan Pandhere pleaded not guilty and didn’t do anything illegal lmao. He’s “fully assimilated”, has a high enough IQ to go to Cal Poly and major in Mechanical Engineering, and he and his parents who are supporting him claim he did nothing wrong. They’re just as American as you.
California sorority girls mown down by drunk frat bro in horror Tesla smash, lawsuit claims: 'Left like run-over garbage' trib.al/urNxZCH
CamelToad retweeted
I haaaate this argument “Well, they WANTED to do it the right way but we told them no! What are they supposed to do!?”
Shit, man. They wanted something and didn’t get it? Wow, that’s never happened to me. I don’t know how I’d handle not getting my way on something. I guess they can just do whatever they want now. The rules don’t apply to them because they didn’t get their way.
CamelToad retweeted
My dear Wormwood, Four years suits us. Better still is the native who calls it mercy while his own suffer. Preferring the stranger to one’s neighbor is the precise inversion of the Enemy’s law- our finest recruits march under that banner. Your affectionate uncle, Screwtape.
CamelToad retweeted
Thank you for removing the mask, Joel. Even if it may have been inadvertent.
You have, of course, simply confirmed what I said in the first place.
You are not an American Patriot.
You are a Christian Globalist.
Sey is a member of your tribe, and I am not. America is not your homeland, it's just where you keep your stuff. You do not feel loyalty to Americans, any more than you would feel loyalty to the guy who rents the storage unit adjacent to yours.
The same goes for Western Civilization as a whole. The ethos of illegals who defy American custom and law, who disrespect the American people, by sneaking into our homeland to profit from us, makes complete sense to you. Because it is your ethos as well.
You live in America not because America is special to you, or because you feel you owe it, and us, anything at all. You simply live America because it is comfortable and profitable to do so.
Unfortunately, this is not currently considered sufficient legal grounds to deport you to wherever the homeland of Christian Globalists is, Ghana or Bethlehem or the afterlife, whatever. Up to you.
So we can't rid ourselves of you just yet. But what puzzles me is why you think that membership in the Christian Globalist Tribe somehow gives you the legal and moral right to hand out tickets to America.
The bible does not come with a green card stapled to it.
America, and the right to hand out tickets to it, belongs to Americans. And, by your own admission, you are not one. That's what you said.
Now, I'm sure that saying you are a citizen of the kingdom of god has a nice ring to it, and your Christian Globalist friends may all have clapped when you said it.
But, unlike America, the kingdom of god is an idea. You haven't built it yet. You can't point to it on a map. And, while I'm sure you can think of lots of fine poetic-sounding metaphorical retorts about the kingdom of god living in the hearts of Christians everywhere, or something, you cannot actually go and live in that metaphor, because it's not a place, and it's not zoned for residential.
We have to keep the physical place we live nice, and we are doing that the way humans have always done that — by physically controlling our borders and who gets to cross them.
But you are not interested in these kinds of adult responsibilities. You are not interested in stewardship of the temporal earth, or the people on it. You have rejected this in favor of a lifestyle where your only responsibility is to love Jesus with the maximum possible intensity, and to miss no opportunity to tell everyone just how much you love him.
Frankly, if I were Jesus, which I am very much fucking not, I would find this slightly creepy, and quietly ask you to maybe tone it down just a bit.
But my concern is not the nature of your relationship with Jesus. I wouldn't even know about that relationship if you didn't insist on praying loudly on street corners.
My concern is the future of America, the future of Western Civilization, and the future of humanity, all of which are intertwined, and all of which will suffer if you are allowed to sneak open borders in the back door, concealed in a hollowed-out bible.
I do have a tribe. I am tribal.
It’s a tribe Jesus described. And to avoid putting words in his mouth, here’s Jesus in his own words, as well as those of the Apostle Paul:
“And stretching out His hand toward His disciples, He said, “Behold My mother and My brothers! For whoever does the will of My Father who is in heaven, he is My brother and sister and mother.””
Matthew 12:49-50
“My sheep hear My voice, and I know them, and they follow Me; and I give eternal life to them, and they will never perish; and no one will snatch them out of My hand.”
John 10:27-28
“And if you are Christ’s, then you are Abraham’s offspring, heirs according to promise.”
Gal 3:29
“So then, while we have opportunity, let us do good to all people, and especially to those who are of the household of the faith.”
Galatians 6:10
Yes, I am tribal. I just don’t classify my tribe by melanin count. Samuel Sey is in my tribe, and he is my brother. And he would make an excellent American.
This guy claims to be a pastor
Replying to @Tipsy_Pipsqueak
Being LGBTQ+ isn’t a sin, and you can’t call yourself an ally if you think it is.
CamelToad retweeted
Replying to @DHSGenCounsel @60Minutes
The entire Liberal position of immigration is built on lies.
All these deportees lie & claim to be victims purely to thwart deportation.
The bigger issue is that even if they were persecuted, it isn't our obligation as Americans to save them from that.
America First.
CamelToad retweeted
The path for any given form of abnormality is:
1. It’s wrong so we ban it
2. It’s wrong but we shouldn’t jail people for it
3. You can believe it’s wrong, but others disagree so we shouldn’t ban it
4. It’s not wrong, and it’s a problem that you think it is
5. We should ban thinking it’s wrong
6. We should mandate celebrating it
Many people notice how consistently the slope is in fact slippery and want to revert to 1, while others won’t be happy with anything but 6. But often, perhaps usually, 2 or 3 is in fact optimal.
CamelToad retweeted
Humans are a pack animal.
This may be hard to understand if you are evangelical and think the book of genesis is literal rather than allegorical, but humans are a pack animal.
What this means is that the human desire for the acceptance and support of a tribe is as fundamental as the desire for food, for air, for water, for sex, for sunlight, for love.
If you tell young men that they cannot have a tribe, they're not going to accept that.
Ever.
Especially if you tell that only to the young men of one tribe in particular. They're going to wonder why everybody gets to have a tribe and they don't.
And they're eventually going to decide that you are the enemy.
Because you are. Anyone who stands between young men and what they need for a healthy, fulfilled life is their enemy.
That includes you.
And if you manage to convince them that god doesn't want them to have a tribe, it will also include god.
The more you push back against their healthy and natural desire for a tribe, a homeland, and a birthright, the more they will hate you, and the more exclusive their definition of that tribe will become.
There is no way you can stop this. The only thing you can control is how far they have to go, how radical they have to become, in order to get it.
Because this can go all the way from enforcing immigration law, and shutting down corrupt visa programs right now, to gangs of young White men in balaclavas with Ar15s going door to door ten years from now.
We have to do something about the 14th amendment. I don't care if that makes you uncomfortable or unhappy. It's not a choice. The constitution exists to serve Americans, not the other way around. If that sentence confuses you, read the first paragraph of the constitution.
If we do not, young men of the future, the same little boys who are being radicalized right now by your malicious indifference, will treat a piece of paper that says they cannot have a homeland the way they would treat a piece of paper that says that can't eat food, or a piece of paper that says they can't own a home, or have a wife and children.
You may think that you offer them a tribe in the form of the universal kingdom of god, the community of all believers, but that's just a word game and you know it, which is why you are so defensive about the whole thing.
Where was the universal community of believers when these young men needed help? When they needed not just the surface appearance of a tribe, but someone to do the things that tribes actually do for younger generations they care about?
The pack serves a concrete set of functions in the life cycle of the human species, and you cannot perform those functions with a cardboard cutout.
Young men are sick of religion that offers them responsibilities with no rights, lectures with no help, demands with no love or empathy.
It's odd, in a way ironic, that, I, the man of zero faith, should have to be the one standing here telling self-styled religious leaders how they failed both their people and their god.
But having no faith does give me one advantage. It frees me from the delusion that Jesus is a puppet that I can pull out of my pocket, slip over my right hand, move his mouth and make him say what I want.
I used to wonder, as a child, what the phrase "taking the name of the lord in vain" actually meant.
But I no longer wonder, because when I became a man, I looked around me and saw all these people who talk to god and somehow get told exactly what they want to hear.
Then I understood that the key phrase here wasn't "in vain". It was "taking". Taking the name of god and using it as a tool for one's own goals.
Joel, here, is sad that his friend is getting sent home. This personally inconveniences both him and his friend, which effects Joel in a way that young men being denied their birthright does not.
So he finds an interpretation of scripture that says that god wants him, Joel Berry, to get his way, and that god wants all the young men who want a homeland and a birthright to go get fucked.
I'm not terribly impressed.
Replying to @JoelWBerry
And after you’ve donated once, donate once again to stick it in the eyes of the demonic neo-Nazi cringelords posing as “Christian Nationalists” who are gloating over Samuel’s situation.
“MAGA” republicans, or CNs, or whatever other descriptors of us they’re trying to turn into slurs, are literally the only principled actors in the immigration debate:
All must go
The shameful part of the Sey story is the ostensibly “conservative” commenters outraged that one of theirs is being treated equally under the law.
She loves it. Doesn’t attempt to refute it, because she can’t.
































