@FergusCraig

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A delight of a mystery - clever, funny and touching from @FergusCraig from @LittleBrownUK #Mystery #BookTwitter #Recommended classicmystery.blog/2026/10/ā€¦

Iā€™m Not The Only Murderer In My Retirement Home (2026) by Fergus Craig

ā€œOh, shut up, Geoffrey. If you donā€™t stop accusing me of murder, Iā€™m going to kill you.ā€ Carol Quinn is a serial killer. Seven murders have been attributed to her ā€“ all killed for perfectly good reā€¦

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Theo Bertram@theobertramOct 11
You have to say Man City are strides ahead
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraigSep 25
Apparently the one charge Man City have been cleared of is 'Eating a meal. Eating a succulent Chinese meal'.
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Scott Wortley@Scott_WortleySep 27
Just finished @FergusCraig's I am not the only murderer in my retirement home. Very enjoyable. A proper murder mystery, parody/satire of the whole murder club genre of recent years, and with many good jokes and a dark dark wit. Highly recommended for fans of crime novels.
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Dad wants to try an experiment.
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Shop Newsletter time! This week we've Ludwig Series 1 on DVD, restored films including The Pink Panther on UHD, novels, memoirs - and that competition to win Eric Idle book tour tickets. plus more. Read on the web: cdn.comedy.co.uk/newslettersā€¦
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This book is very good, by the way. Recommended
Fergus Craig@FergusCraigAug 20
One week until the UK release of the Iā€™m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home paperback. Celebrating with a quiz: where am I? This is where Iā€™ve done much of my writing this summer.
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This is so much worse than Croatia eight years ago. England were a better team here, in a better position, with better options. And they just decided to do nothing after going 1-0 up. Back five tactics as if this was just endless crosses to Raul Jimenez again.
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Piers Morgan
@piersmorganJul 15
This has been a Tuchel tactical masterclass. Take us home, Thomas! šŸ‘ŠšŸ‘ŠšŸ‘ŠšŸ‘Š
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Tips on dealing with the hot weather from Martin Fishback.
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Fergus Craig@FergusCraigJun 1
ATTENTION! For the month of June, I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home is available on kindle for the low, low price of 99p. And by the looks of it, with the new paperback cover too!
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Tom Ryan@atomryanJun 1
One of the best books of the year, for less than a quid!
Fergus Craig@FergusCraigJun 1
Replying to @FergusCraig
amazon.co.uk/Not-Only-Murderā€¦

I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home

I'm Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home

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Stuart Glover@StugloverlivesMay 8
What a day to announce the sequel. Thoroughly enjoyed the first book, will be buying the sequel!
Fergus Craig@FergusCraigMay 8
HUGE NEWS! The ONLY news anyone is talking about today. I can now reveal that there will be a sequel to Iā€™m Not The Only Murderer in my Retirement Home and itā€™s called Iā€™m Not The Only Murderer at This Wedding.
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Erm excuse me @FergusCraig but this was fantastic! Definitely my favourite book of the year so far and an easy 5 star, I loved it!
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One of the really great things about the new SNL UK is being reminded of how many people on Twitter donā€™t know what ā€˜Canned Laughterā€™ is.
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Stevie Martin@5tevieMMar 20
A person: thereā€™s no tv sketch comedy anymore Same person: this new tv sketch comedy show that hasnt aired yet is shit. I will also give it one episode max before I decide itā€™s irredeemable and slag it off online, leaving no room for improvement/ development of any future shows
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Wimbo@mikewimbletonMar 19
Gotta repost this belter seeing as Iā€™m seeing the WU tonight!
Fergus Craig@FergusCraig8 Nov 2023
Alan Bennett goes through the members of the Wu Tang Clan.
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This week in the Canberra Weekly I reviewed 3 very different books with a serial killer theme. The one by @FergusCraig is very funny & very good. Also enjoyable are the books by #JohnMcMahon #AliceKateMarshall @HachetteAus @HarperCollinsAU @MacmillanAus murdermayhemandlongdogs.com/ā€¦

CANBERRA WEEKLY 26 FEBRUARY 2026: NEW CRIME FROM FERGUS CRAIG, JOHN McMAHON and KATE ALICE MARSHALL

This week in theĀ Canberra WeeklyĀ I reviewed three enjoyable crime novels that tackle the serial killer thriller from very different perspectives! Inside Man by John McMahon (Harper Collinā€¦

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Steve Lynn@EAC_SteveFeb 23
Had a 3hr drive for work and was enjoying the 'Not the only murderer in my retirement home' audio book from @FergusCraig so much I deliberately missed my turn off the motorway.
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Dale Stevens@DaleStevens72Feb 22
Replying to @FergusCraig
Holiday reading has commenced
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