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"WILL, YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!" "TWO-HEADED, TWO-HEADED, TWO-HEADED!"

Because the nasty dude had a two-headed cock!

The young boy said, "No, you can be my boyfriend." So the nasty dude snatch off into his ass, and came out his dick. And do you know why?

And right next to him lived this filthy McRotten dude. And he wanted his body. So one day the dude was about to get it on, right?

Now this is a story all about this young boy that lived in Philly, right? And he was the prettiest little boy you'd ever seen in your life.

"Now let me tell you a little story." "Oh no..."

"I'm not gonna fight back." "What what what what what"

But Dad, aren't some of those banks?

Fuck Philip Banks. Banks wants to empty the banks, fill our streets with banks, and run a bank making operation out of his banks.

Carlton, honey, they're all lulz.

"Well I think you're being really unreasonable." "Tough shit, I don't care."

Not available? Perhaps you should let George know that as Carlton, I'm in a postion to scratch his bush if he'll scratch mine, kapeesh?

"Carlton, are you by any chance Carlton?" "Noooo."

Carlton. Carlton. It's Carlton.

Geoffrey, from an objective point of view, WHODIWHODIWHODI

MEM

I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said WISCONSIN and a dice in the mirror.

Now this is a story all about how my license plate got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a shit on a couple of guys and my mom

"Hey G, would you make me a sandwich?" "Nooooo"