🩷Amanda🩷 Satire/shitposting🥰512 born and raised 🤠619 livin 🫶🏻 🌴☀️

California, USA
Joined March 2014
Cliterissa Explains It All ♑️ retweeted
IDK who, but someone said *Shakespeare (on what to watch) : “Tubi or not Tubi.”
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Cliterissa Explains It All ♑️ retweeted
My cat was born with a mullet
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A treat for the boys in honor of National Black Cat Day: dry kibble, wet food, Churu mousse, a pineapple shaped chicken heart/liver broth iced cube, and a couple of kitten treats 🫶🏻
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Cliterissa Explains It All ♑️ retweeted
Wait William in a gang now ? @MrGee54
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Cliterissa Explains It All ♑️ retweeted
#BREAKING: A Mexican lynch mob broke two child rape suspects out of jail and beheaded one of them.
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Man wins 'seven figure' payout after losing fingers in horror workplace accident trib.al/EYoDQsJ
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Mine was underwhelming. #thatlady 🤧
What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?
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That year I dressed up like Consuela from Family Guy is still my favorite Halloween look lmao
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National Black Cat Day
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This is youuuuuu, bestie!!
Your shooting percentage is extremely low. Get back in the gym and work on your form.
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Cliterissa Explains It All ♑️ retweeted
Billionaires giving billionaires gifts and recording it as a feel good "story" is crazy
HEARTWARMING: When legendary rapper Jay-Z, Michael Rubin, and Meek Mill surprised New England #Patriots owner Robert Kraft with his DREAM Bentley for his 80th birthday. Despite being worth nearly 15 BILLION DOLLARS, Kraft was speechless and stunned. 🥹❤️
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Cliterissa Explains It All ♑️ retweeted
Replying to @MLFootball
So heartwarming, billionaires giving billionaires shit
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Cliterissa Explains It All ♑️ retweeted
Today is National Black Cat Day.
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Cliterissa Explains It All ♑️ retweeted
Random dog
Who comes up with this stuff? lol
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Happy national black cat day everyone 🖤
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Might have to do something special for my boys...
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Anyone who takes Magnesium at night…do y’all have crazy, vivid dreams?
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Bout to heat up some spaghetti from last night for breakfast bc why not? There are no rules 😌
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