Just a Dad that always comes back with the milk 🥛

Utah, USA
Joined September 2025
Mike retweeted
Why are people genuinely SO upset over AI-generated images? I made a gag gift coloring book for Marines, and people are losing their minds screaming “AI SLOP!” “You’re taking jobs away from real artists!” Am I though? I wasn’t going to pay an artist thousands of dollars to make line art for a joke coloring book that barely makes anything after Amazon takes its cut. “AI is destroying the environment!” I’m sure your 30-minute hot showers are doing wonders for the planet too. Anyway, if you want to support my contribution to the downfall of civilization, my coloring book is on Amazon. 😂🖍️ Perfect gag gift for your favorite crayon eater this Christmas. #ai #AIart link.amazon/B0esj9cB3
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Why are people genuinely SO upset over AI-generated images? I made a gag gift coloring book for Marines, and people are losing their minds screaming “AI SLOP!” “You’re taking jobs away from real artists!” Am I though? I wasn’t going to pay an artist thousands of dollars to make line art for a joke coloring book that barely makes anything after Amazon takes its cut. “AI is destroying the environment!” I’m sure your 30-minute hot showers are doing wonders for the planet too. Anyway, if you want to support my contribution to the downfall of civilization, my coloring book is on Amazon. 😂🖍️ Perfect gag gift for your favorite crayon eater this Christmas. #ai #AIart link.amazon/B0esj9cB3
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What AI feels like it gets you the most? For me ChatGPT is the most... Grok, the least. #ai
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Veterans... what's the funniest memory you had in the military? #veterans
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When will @Tesla let me send my car home while I'm at work so my wife can use it? #fsd
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What other company generates this many distinct recurring options? • X Basic ~$3/mo
• X Premium ~$8/mo
• X Premium+ ~$40/mo
• X Subscription / SuperGrok tiers ~$8–$200/mo (Grok, Grok Bot, Cursor)
• Tesla FSD ~$99/mo
• Tesla Premium Connectivity ~$10/mo
• Tesla Windshield Protection Plan ~$12–$25/mo
• Tesla Insurance ~$200–$400/mo (varies by model, location, Safety Score)
• Starlink ~$55–$130/mo Anything else major I’m missing? #Tesla #Starlink #Grok #X #ElonMusk
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Grok bots or dots? 🤖 #ai #si
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Fasting for 72 hours. Any advice? #fasting #72hrfast
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This is what inflation has done to Christmas movies! In this video, I break down classic Christmas movie shopping prices and compare it to today. Check it out on YouTube now.🍿 youtu.be/fhJt2PWCTgk?si=ptyH… #christmas #inflation #homealone #money
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Sauna edict… stop holding the door open while you talk to your friends 🧖‍♂️ #coldplunge #sauna
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Christmas puzzle 🧩 #pranks
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What’s one thing every new parent should know? #parentingtips
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2 lbs 14 oz when we caught him! #dads #baby #littlefish
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Who is on the naughty list this year?
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What’s on your Christmas list?
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Day in the life of an off shift firefighter dad
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If aliens came down and asked for one person to represent the world who would you send? #ufo #aliens
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