@FiremanNota

Texan | Firefighter/Paramedic | Pain in the Ass

 Texas, USA
Joined April 2021
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  • Followers1.9K
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Violence isn’t necessarily the answer, but it’s always an option.
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Night shift ER nurse
beni
@boyhellOct 26
whats a good starter girlfriend for people just getting into ruining their lives
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Sam Krapf
@sam_gzstrength6h
"Squats, deadlifts, bench, press, and power cleans are too complex for the average gym goer to master so it's better for them to just do machines" Bro, all the recourses to get them right are available at your finger tips.
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Jocko Willink
@jockowillink16h
TRAILER! Way of the Warrior Kid. From @Skydance on @AppleTV starring @prattprattpratt as Uncle Jake
Apple TV
@AppleTV16h
Every kid needs someone in their corner. #WayOfTheWarriorKid — Streaming November 25
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BowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukon19h
There’s men out there who have never heard “Holy fuck you’re jacked bro” when they go out No wonder dudes say their lives suck
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Me and the boys at the firehouse would demolish this. 10/10, no notes
Dan
@KettlebellDanOct 26
what you think about this meal says a lot about you
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$5/cup. All you can drink beer until we float the keg.
Bloat McQueen
@BloatMcQueenOct 26
Replying to @CartoonsHateHer
But do you have the courage to charge a cover for a regular ass party?
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My most extreme position is that the people who wait until the last minute to merge in an interstate construction zone deserve the death penalty.
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no offensive touchdowns on one of the worst defenses in conference? fire mack leftwich
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Raider Ty 🃏@RaiderTy92Oct 24
I would rather be in Kobe’s helicopter while a Wuhan bat nibbles on my toes and Liberty Bibberty reads Great Expectations than have to endure this offense for the rest of the season
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Coach Beans@CoachBeansTTUOct 24
Yo @CodyC64 can we give Kingsbury a blank check to come coach some offense?
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Mack Leftwich is retarded
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We are going to lose this game because we have a make a wish kid as a fucking OC.
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Silver HH@SilverHH73Oct 24
I give up typos. You win
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West Texas is Best Texas 🦅🦅🌵@wreckemtimeOct 24
We are the biggest frauds of all time
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Coach
@ClevbuckOct 24
I workout in part so I can eat donuts
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Joel
@joelgainesOct 23
If elected emperor, I will ban single ply toilet paper in all 50 states and within the government supply system.
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This one right here
Benny 'The Pole' Rollins@citizenkawalaOct 22
I miss the way my grandpa smelled. You know that good grandpa smell?
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We should all know less about each other
Silk@TokyoSilk2Sep 23
Slurping your nut out her coochie and spitting it into her butthole and fingering her with it
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BowTiedYukon
@BowTiedYukonOct 22
I don't wake up in the morning & decide if I'm going to the gym I get up & I go The decision was already made The thought process has been taken out of it Too many people treat the gym like a decision or a choice And make the wrong one
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