1stRoundBust

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He's lost weight, yes, but he doesn't look like this. He looks like this...

Since the #DallasCowboys loss last Thursday I've really not been doing much visiting of the ex-bird app. Come to find out today that the #Cowboys don't play until Monday. See you all later, later.

What is going on with college football announcers? Why is every play a chance to scream with excitement. Like they've never seen a point downed at the 1? #CollegeFootball

Tonight we are a house divided. I respectfully put down my love and support for my wife's favorite team and my second favorite team the @NHLBruins. We, with love, will beat those #BostonBruins #Bruins. Let's go @DallasStars. Go #DallasStars #BosVsDall #NHL

We seem 2b really leanin into the fantasy aspect of this. I know what u think you're saying. Other players have run towards the endzone, leapt, hit pylon, dropped ball and it was still a touchdown. Yes. True. This isn't that. He's never established himself inbounds w/possession.

Are we trying to 'Sam Elliot' John Turturro? He's everywhere right now. I totally expect him to narrate a car commercial soon.

Man #CowboysNation, you guys are disappointing to listen to. I mean, I'm upset. That game was terrible all around and I'm starting to sour on certain players and the way they do certain things but the reactions from a lot of you I follow are crazy. It's week 5, relax Francis.

Maybe the #DallasCowboys have played the way they've played because of everyone on Twitter b*tching about the team. Everything I've seen people complain about has been an issue. Defensive miscommunication, bad tackling, Caleb bad read, Ferguson drop, offense struggle, no run gm.

The #DallasCowboys better have their 🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆because Jalon Daniels is an elusive, scramblin fool that can really hurt us. There are opportunities there for our defense but everything that's hurt this team in the first month this kid does well. #TBvsDall #ThursdayNightFootball

To any and all that ask how you're supposed to hit a QB and not very a penalty.... here you go. Knee braces his body. Weight lands to the side. Doesn't go high. Perfect. #NFL

I hate feeling this way but I really think the #DallasCowboys are over complicating this offense. I think they're outthinking themselves. You have the talent to get open. You have the o line to push people around but I feel like they're using too much strategy.

So Daniel Jones has decided to channel the goofiest version of his Giant self? So many dumb, little mistakes and a few dumb, big mistakes. #indvswas #NFL #NFLinLondon

Was not expecting another assault on my dying, if not already dead, youth; but to see Tony Hawk, @tonyhawk, peddling turmeric has been a bit much. #OldManRant #NeedANapNow

I really think the @NFL needs to stop letting offensive teams push the RB when he is stopped or allow defenders to pick up runners and slam them down wrestling style.

So the @Bengals just need to throw every pass to the lower right hand pylon and their receivers are going to come up with ridiculous catches. #cinvspit #WhoDeh #Bengals #RuleTheJungle

I've never been more excited for a game to be played and over with and the team to come back home so I can stop hearing about the field from everyone who has made an assumption based on like 1 photo or video of 1 spot on the edge of the field. #BalvsDal #DallasCowboys #NFL

Alright @dallascowboys, whatever the hell that defense [or lack thereof] was before halftime, let's just scrap it forever. Thank you. #Cowboys faithful fan. #DallasCowboys #CowboysNation

Is #Michigan the kings of getting upset on Week 1? I'm reminded of the Appalachian State upset in 2007. #WMUvsMU #Broncos #Wolverines