The Promise Keeper

To make it all back… First Touchdown Scorers 10/29/2026 Jalen Coker +1300 Matthew Golden +1000

Pretty ballsy to put this release up against Game 6 of the WNBA finals 😩😭

For God’s sake you gotta stop giving your daughter’s boyfriend handjobs

Before this shirt, there was this shirt. Never forget those who we lost along the way. #TTP

Doesn’t feel real. 1-0.

The more things change, the more they seem to stay the same…. #TTP #RunWithUs #HinkieDiedForOurSins

AJ Barner +1300

There is no one safe from the #JeffJinx

So good dude 🤥

No one: Jason Kelce: “I’m going to explain football like the entire audience is blind, deaf, and retarded”

Can we not talk about the Phillies for one fucking week Christ Almighty

If you hang out at starboard your dad doesn’t love you

Okay I’ve had some time to debrief and come to a concluding statement: Thank fucking god that’s over.

This dumbass just said we have the offense but the rotation needs work 😭😩😭😩😭😩

If you’re so thankful for us why do you treat us like pond scum year in and year out?

This is who batted for the Phillies when they were down to their last out of the season. You legitimately can’t make this shit up. It’s a real life circus 🤡👩🏽‍🚒

3-10 in our last 13 postseason games. I’d rather be a Colorado Rockies fan

Thank god Netflix did that Trea Turner standing ovation documentary