I deleted my Twitter account years ago. When Elon bought the company I figured I'd give it another shot. (unsolicited DM's are my smoke alarm chirp)

Joined June 2023
The worst part would be the hypocrisy.
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Go Dawgs, Beat Florida!!!
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I never get tired of this because the guy’s voice so perfectly matches the cat’s demeanor
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Жирафь
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This wins Halloween this year. [👻 Yu Horbenko / liveface .ua]
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One of the most misunderstood animals in North America.
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I'm dying over how he gets his mouth ready for the drink first, starts demolishing it, and then transitions into straw mode. 😂
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Proper use of AI right here! 😂
I showed this to my German Shepherd, and he said, "Based Dog"
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Hes got a couple good points tbh
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Cats helping their owners😸😅
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Today's Sunday Funnies. Cats and boxes. 😂😂😂 Sound up.
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You can make it your own simple ⏬️
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Some walk with you for a while… Others stay in your sky forever…
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Georgia–Florida, 1977: When The World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party hosts The Godfather of Soul... #WLOCP week
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A meerkat saw its natural predator on TV and got scared
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The Holy Spirit is greater than any power of darkness. 🔥
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Gorgeous photograph
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Just a cat and a dog.. 😅
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CHRIST IS KING
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There's something about The Band playing "The Weight" at The Last Waltz that just settles in your chest. You can feel how tired everyone is, how much they've already carried, and how none of them are pretending otherwise. Then the Staples join in-especially Mavis —and suddenly it's not just a song anymore. It's a room full of people quietly admitting they need each other. The load doesn't disappear, but it shifts. You stop feeling like you're the only one holding it. Some music just reminds you that you don't have to do any of this alone.
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😅
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