🔮Writer, stand up, busy businesswoman🔮Seen on @ComedyCentral & @RoastBattle 💅🏼 @UnrulyPodcast [email protected]
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Joined March 2009
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Argued with a man today who tried to say there’s a wage gap because women don’t do “important” jobs like men do, such as “building skyscrapers or repairing roads”. Does this man build skyscrapers or repair roads?? No, he does the most important job of all time…stand up comedy
To the VERY MEAN person who stole my Amazon package, I hope that your Halloween costume was going to be Elizabeth Holmes meeting Billy Evans at a party!!
More like Erik In Debt-en
Erik von Detten, the former Disney star known for “The Princess Diaries” and “Brink!” is facing a lawsuit alleging elder abuse and fraud after an elderly couple claimed he persuaded them to invest more than $2 million of their retirement savings in significantly overpriced gold coins.
Sheila Greenberg, 85, and her husband, Norman Greenberg, 97, allege they lost approximately $900,000 after purchasing gold coins through the company.
variety.com/2026/film/news/b…
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The last thing Christopher Nolan is going to see before losing best director
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I'm gonna be chilling on my bike at a red and some Chinese international student is going to try to show off to his girlfriend and land right on my head
My ideal husband is hyper responsible and works for the NTSB. Do you work for the NTSB?? Hit me up!!
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Kelly Clarkson has a taser and she won’t leave the Rainforest Cafe until they sell her an animatronic toucan
I’ve been playing poker on and off for 16 years. Few women play poker, and part of the reason why is because some of the men get so mad that you’re playing to begin with that they immediately get nasty with you. Give them a bad beat and they’ll be fuming from their hairy ears
Are you the person who rudely hit me with their car in 2024 on the corner of Sunset wnd Vine? Send me $50,000 immediately. Thanks!!!
“You’re too sensitive for the internet!”
No, have you actually considered that you’re rude and wrong and should not speak to me *like that*??
BREAKING: notable rapist is a sicko
😳 Andrew Tate allegedly had Bestiality porn with horse and eel, videos of minors.
Full details: tmz.com/2026/10/06/andrew-ta…
I’m just so anxious all the time, Claude!!
JUST IN: Utah becomes the first U.S. state to allow AI to prescribe medication without direct doctor review.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Utah has approved a limited AI sandbox pilot (Nolla Health) allowing AI to prescribe certain low-risk acne medications after an initial phased review period. This is not unrestricted AI prescribing of any medication.
bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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HE LOVES OCTOBER 🎃
Kiké Hernández gives the Dodgers the lead in Atlanta!
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When that calendar turns, Kiké Hernández knows what he needs to do
#NoTimeLikeOctober