. @BarstoolBigCat shared my Fatcats now I gotta see yours

Jameis Winston football. Don’t take it for granted

4k broadcasts are sick for details but I feel like Im watching the tv with sunglasses on. Is it an @LGUS thing that just makes the 4k feed dark and shitty looking? Already have beef with LG’s slow/delayed menu system. #TCLwinsAndisAthirdOfthePrice

Best birthday present ever

Also @EASPORTSCollege why are my first 6 games at Nebraska in my second season all away?

Hey @EASPORTSCollege is there a button I have to push in RTG for my WRs to catch the ball? Or do they strictly have to be 25 feet away from another player with nobody looking in their direction or even thinking about them?

I ordered a cheeseburger from dairy queen. The family of 5 after me ordered, received, enjoyed, conversed and left while I waited for my burger. I finally got up to ask politely the status of my burger since it’s been 20 minutes. “Im sorry. Do you still want it?” Bro.. yeah!?

First the tv, then the paddy fight being quick, then wtf ever happened to the connor and max fight. Now Sprinkles? #UFC

Well. Uh. Anyone got any good movie recs? #UFC

“They didn’t want me flying because my eyesight, I’m almost 102 and still don’t need glasses” youtu.be/cqmXhQm2w1A?is=MuVa… via @YouTube

My apartment complex thought they were cute giving me the option to forfeit my keys a month early, with no discount to that months rent. I will keep a lawn chair and a small tv in there until Im no longer on the hook for rent.

Jackass reminded me how much I miss California. I used to pass Dave and Weeman a few times a week on the strand. Good times

Apparently you can order @DoorDash in sioux falls even if nobody is working/driving. #myburgergunnabeicey

The only people that interact with my tweets are karen mcgee and big cat. Kinda perfect

Finally cleaned my car’s windshield it’s been buggin’ the hell out of me