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Feeling Christmassy in the Clitheroe! @Everymancinema

If you close your eyes when Josh is talking or laughing … #Strictly #StrictlyComeDancing

Why don’t they all dance the same dance each week? Surely it would be fairer to score them, if they all danced the same dance? #Strictly #Strictlyhalloween #strictlycomedancing

Tell me, do you butter your iced fingers?

Claude and her ‘beautiful’ quip deserves celebrating 👏👏 #Traitors

#thetraitors superb👌 It also explains where the #strictly budget went this year!

#strictly I have a theory. The producers made Johannes look unprofessional with the continuous mistimed shouting over music and he did big sad faces at not being one of the dancers and talked of missing that side…next week Emma solo downstairs and Josh becomes Claudia upstairs.

#Strictly Emma is a pro and can handle this alone. Send Josh upstairs so he can relax with a bit of comedy, he’s terrified tonight. Johannes is complete cringe with the simpering, and flirting to camera, at least if he’s dancing it’s contained to smaller more palatable amounts!

Three’s a crowd @bbcstrictly can we just swap Josh & Johannes for @Rylan please? That might make it worth watching, given there’s less than a handful of recognisable names taking part! #strictlylaunch

I’ve been painting again, my new house has a rather cool dining nook, 5 prints, 7 cushions, 2 hearts and a vintage 1940s mirror to hang 🖤 I love it!

When I’m in charge all the vapes will make a kazoo sound when inhaled. If you’re making me breathe a cloud of saccharine sweet fug, the least you can do is entertain me.

Bought house, sold house, went on holiday to Denmark, Sweden, Norway and back to Sweden, back home and moved house, all in 5 weeks! Can’t find a thing and we’ve got no curtains, none 🤷🏼‍♀️🙈

Everything reminds me of her… – at Carnforth, England

Great blog if you’re into music, books, gigs…

Yes 🙋‍♀️

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Homemade roasted garlic hummus, my god it’s good!

If I ever suggest a quick rewrite of my own website, can someone please shoot me there and then.

Why is everyone using ‘envisioning’ all of a sudden?

I’m done with the the rich food, parma ham and melon balls for dinner. Nothing more satisfying than balling a melon or two!