unprofessional larper in the domain of minceraft speedrunning

Joined April 2024
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DAOSIHAOWDHOAWHOISADHOISADOHAD FUCK YOU @omegabyte07 FUCK YOU
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I'm thinking of turning it back on
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It could’ve genuinely been a sub 9 if I didn’t waste 30s in the OW looking for an rp
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thank you @wmaccc for coaching me like legit couldn't have done it without you
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this generation is so woke with their "beds", "respawn anchors", "zero cycle", "ground zero", and "oneshot" back in the days we bowed down the crystal and axe down the dragon wearing a pumpkin on our heads. this generation don't know how good they're getting it smh
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🚨JUST IN: Hacking Noises has NOT BEEN NOMINATED for the 2026 Ballon D'or. It is confirmed he will not be attending the ceremony, which has already started an hour ago.
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🚨BREAKING Magnus Carlsen will not win the ballon d’Or tonight
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thank you for 100 followers
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an IQ too high?
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and they say mcsrtwt can’t cook or smth (nobody said that) sorry for bad lighting
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i'm gonna strangle someone
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What sucks about chess is that at 2000-2200 cc rapid elo, you’re considered an “advanced” or even “master” player. People be like “damn you a grandmaster or something?” brother I still hang my queen I suck ass
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Bastions are so much more fun than chess In bastions, you can invent some bullshit getting 18 pigs and it’d probably be legitimate In chess even if you sack two rooks a queen and your newborn somebody already played that, so you never get the joy of inventing an opening
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cats are so cute sometimes I just want to take a bite of them protein sources
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I learnt my spikes and entity culling oh my fucking god preemptive is just 95% easier now how have I never knew this
I'm genuinely diamond-level if I had a 30s sh nav average
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If you’re looking for a chess coach for your child, do not hit my line. Your child would destroy me
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she looks like she's been through a warzone wtf 😭
🏆 WE HAVE A CHAMPION! 🏆 At just 16 years old, Rachael Li has done it! A draw in the final round was all she needed to clinch the title, making her the 2026 U.S. Women’s Champion! 🇺🇸 Congratulations, Rachael, on an incredible performance and a well-deserved championship!
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everyone has a sub 10 and i literally mean everyone
I’ve deadass been staring at this screen for the last hour
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today’s wordle is @realcouri’s arch nemesis
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