Calgary, Alberta
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Judge: Ma'am, let me get this straight. You're asking this court to order your former boyfriend to pay child support?
Lady: Yes, Your Honor. He should take responsibility.
Judge: Responsibility for whose child?
Lady: My child, Your Honor.
Judge: Is he the biological father?
Lady: No, but we were together when I got pregnant.
Judge: I'm sorry… what?
Lady: We were dating at the time. I believe he should help me raise the child.
Judge: You believe? Ma'am, did he father this child?
Lady: I don't know who the father is.
Judge: You don't know who the father is, but you know who you want to pay?
Lady: Your Honor, he was my boyfriend. He was supposed to be there for me.
Judge: Being your boyfriend does not automatically make him the father of your child. Did he agree to adopt the child?
Lady: No.
Judge: Did he sign any legal document accepting parental responsibility?
Lady: No, but I thought he would stand by me.
Judge: Standing by you and being legally responsible for a child are two entirely different things. You cannot simply walk into this courtroom and nominate your ex-boyfriend as the father because you don't know who the biological father is.
Lady: So you're saying he has no responsibility at all?
Judge: I'm saying you need to establish a legal basis for that responsibility. A relationship is not a paternity test, ma'am!
Lady: But I need financial support!
Judge: And I understand that. But the court cannot turn your former boyfriend into a father simply because the actual father is unknown.
Lady: This is unfair!
Judge: What's unfair is expecting someone to pay for a child he did not father, without a legal basis. Court is adjourned!
FlappyLappy retweeted
This is what a $13,200 Christmas bonus looked like after tax for my wife in Canada (2025). How is this legal?
FlappyLappy retweeted
Puse a la venta una freidora de aire usada por $80 en Marketplace.
Una mujer me escribió:
"¿Me la dejarías en $60?"
Le respondí:
"Te la puedo dejar en $70. Ven mañana por la tarde a recogerla".
Una hora después recibí otro mensaje:
"La compro por $80, tal como está. Puedo ir ahora mismo, tengo el dinero listo".
No lo pensé demasiado.
Son $10 más y viene de inmediato.
Le respondí: "Perfecto, ven".
Después le escribí a la primera:
"Disculpa, la freidora ya está vendida".
Un minuto después recibí su respuesta:
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FlappyLappy retweeted
🚨 8 MONTHS UNEMPLOYED. 15 JOB INTERVIEWS. ZERO OFFERS. NOW FACING THE POSSIBILITY OF LOSING HIS HOME.
This is Toronto, Canada.
A six-figure salary. 15 years of uninterrupted employment. Now EI is running out, savings are disappearing, and $2,400 monthly rent isn't going away.
I keep reading stories like this. Over and over again.
Remember, the unemployment rate doesn't tell the whole story. People who stop actively looking for work are no longer counted as unemployed. Others are surviving on part-time hours when they desperately need full-time employment.
Behind every statistic is a household trying to survive.
These aren't just job losses anymore. They're becoming housing crises.
Ottawa needs to answer some serious questions.
What domestic economic policies will actually create sustainable, well-paying Canadian jobs? How will Canada improve productivity when experienced workers cannot find employment?
Because you cannot build a productive economy while leaving experienced workers on the sidelines.
For many Canadians, time is running out.
FlappyLappy retweeted
🚨#BREAKING: Rogers Communications Inc. have doubled down on Sportsnet+ and confirmed they will work with CSIS and local ISPs to crack down on illegal streams and IPTV boxes.
The company says the move is aimed at eliminating online criminals who steal and break the law.
FlappyLappy retweeted
#Missing: Craig Cunningham, 45, StonyPlain. Believed to be in the Parkland County or Edmonton area.
ALT This is a missing person poster for Craig Cunningham distributed by RCMP-GRC and Crime Stoppers. It provides physical details such as age, weight, hair color, height, and eye color. The last seen date is October 12, 2023, in Stony Plain. Contact numbers for the Parkland RCMP Detachment and Crime Stoppers are included. Logos of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, Crime Stoppers, and the Government of Canada are present.
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BREAKING: In a stunning moment, CNN's Senior Data Analyst Harry Enten just exposed how Gen-Z voters CRUSHED Republicans in the midterms. This is amazing.
FlappyLappy retweeted
Imagine the uproar if this job posting read “WHITE PIZZA COOK REQUIRED.”
This is my hometown. A small farming community of approximately 3,500 people in southern Manitoba. I know this community and its demographics, even as they continue to change.
Would this job posting be acceptable if it specified white instead of Indian?
If we can’t apply the same standards to everyone, then we have no standards at all.
FlappyLappy retweeted
Happy birthday to Ryan Gosling, born on this day in 1980 in London, Ontario!
So far in his career, he has earned a Golden Globe Award, three Academy Award nominations, an Emmy Award and two BAFTAs. He also uses his star power to help several charities.
📸 Michael Blackshire
ALT Ryan Gosling in a lavender suit with an unbuttoned shirt, short beard and tousled hair, posing with a calm, confident expression against a soft peach curved backdrop at a formal event.
FlappyLappy retweeted
Rihanna is bringing the holiday heat in her latest Savage X Fenty campaign, proving that sometimes being naughty makes you the perfect gift. 🔥🤯
FlappyLappy retweeted
Abdul Mohammed El-Sayed confirms he will get sworn into office on the Quran, making him the first U.S. Senator to use a Quran
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#WantedWednesday: Chance Bruce Poppe. Do not approach.
ALT RCMP wanted poster for Chance Bruce Poppe. Last known location: Grande Prairie. Areas of activity: Clairmont, Grande Prairie, Valleyview, Hythe. Note advises not to approach and to contact authorities with information.