Yoruichi Shihouin

ALT ... I'm pissed off. Very pissed off. I lost to a guy and led to the death of hundreds. I'm barely worthy of being called Spider-Man. I'm a weak good for nothing dumbass. I got the weakest ring, I got nothing, I'm a sham, I'm literally a faker of Spidey. I've got makeshift shitty web shooters, crappy tech that lets me climb walls and a magic gizmo to mimic the guy. Hope. I'm supposed to be channeling hope when I can't even get up in the morning. So much for hope. I was supposed to have a pleasant vacation and BOOM, that... that fucking dipshit shows up, beats my ass WHILST killing people and leaves. And all of it is my fault. I'm not all over the news as a sham because that stupid bastard made sure to kill everyone else before leaving. All I am is a poser. I'm just as much of a murderer as he is because I didn't even deescalate the situation. ...but what the hell was I even supposed to do to that psychopath? All he understood was violence, probably.