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Inside, my heart is breaking. My makeup may be flaking. But, my smile still stays on. Bat-baiter and entertainer. @MissHarleenQ’s Puddin’. #DCRP 21+ #Parody

Gotham
Joined October 2014
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"I ain't ever seen the Batman but to hear J talk about him, you'd think they were best friends..."
A bit of advice...don't ever apologize to no one for the way you look
Replying to @FlashyWildCard
He waits until he's turned away and, just to /really/ fuck with him, he blows a quiet kiss to his back.
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A-hyuck! Welcome to GOOFY'S TOWN OF POUND, MOTHERFUCKER
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Okay. So...APPARENTLY, some people don't think I'm Batman's greatest enemy. Let's set things straight. Am I?
69%OF COURSE.
31%No. He fights around.
29 votes • Final results
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"Ah~! Mah Puddin' knows me so well!"
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(As Nightwing pummels him) "Aw... Jeez... I hit Jason a lot harder than that. (Pause) His name was Jason, right?"
"What is dead may never die. . ."
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Now Playing: "If That Isn't Love" by Weird Al. To @MissHarleenQ from her puddin', @FlashyWildCard.
Whoa. Well...mommy always said...I was a little crazy!!
He shot my knee! I may never...oh...like your daughter! I get it! Good one Commissioner!
Which are you?
0%Don't worry...
25%STFU
75%*phallic doodle*
4 votes • Final results
|| HAND ME THE CROWBAR. nitter.gq/razorgcpd/status/77405…
//What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile?
Replying to @FlashyWildCard
She quickly wraps her arms around @FlashyWildCard's neck and kisses his cheek. "Oh yes! Puddin', I'm sayin' yes!"
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". . .Are ya' train' ta' tell me somethin'?! "Oh Puddin'!" nitter.gq/flashywildcard/status/…
If they don't sell their kidneys, then they don't really love you. nitter.gq/littlebirdcall/status/…
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"Batsy. Are ya' flirtin' with me?"
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