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Flo🌻

@FloSimpsonn

thick thighs & green eyes

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Joined April 2011
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As we enter this festive period, let us not forget those we lost along the way.
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There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done
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trish@ultragloss13 May 2024
im soooo brave and productive (i put away the pile of clothes that’s been on my bedroom floor for 3 weeks)
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people complaining about fans who support Ferrari and McLaren while this is literally Fred:
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This postman been on a fucking bender last night or what? Where's all me fucking cards
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iggy@intheweeeds10 May 2023
btw when something is tested on animals it doesn't mean they rubbed a brush on a bunny it means they injected its eyes with toxins, mutated its genes to make life unbearable (e.g. cant breathe or walk), inflicted burns to test healing duration, and gassed it with fatal chemicals
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@PopTingz10 May 2023
Britain has decided to allow cosmetics companies to test their products on animals again after a 25-year ban.
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the wee £1 bundles of daffodil bulbs you get in supermarket is the cheapest therapy you can get.
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lash extensions are the greatest thing to ever exist
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Guess who’s back… Long-term sex pest Greg! Yay 🎉 He started off annoyed with me because I wasn’t responding to his photos so I tried to win him round by doing what he asked but I think I got it all wrong again I’m really not very good at this sexy talk 😞
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as someone who has always identified as a non PE girl…..I have never wanted PE girls to succeed like this
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Wordle before Wordle now
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hunter@fvckhntr8 Feb 2022
hot girls are single and have no valentines
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gorgeous gorgeous girls bladders wake them up before their alarms even get the chance
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if your boyfriend defends mason greenwood, run
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I've been to some bad parties, but none so bad that I've thought I was at a work meeting.
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Please do not drink and drive this weekend. Idc how “good” you are. There’s too much risk. It’s not worth it.
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no new year’s resolution this year as i’ve recently discovered I’m perfect and I require no changes
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am I showing off my boobs or do I just wear clothes… and have boobs?
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Emma@plowrong24 Nov 2021
One day you are a teenager with the world at your feet and the next you are starting a text to a colleague with ‘Fab!’
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ppl come over to ur house and are like “can i get myself a glass of water” and ur like “sure” and u look over and they’ve chosen literally the most random glass you’ve ever seen
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