Do it for Dale and Be Like Biff I feel like a bald eagle πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡² 81 forever. Throw rocks and givem Hell Rism with the Tism

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Holy cow Batman 🀣 wonder if she used @BonafideKRS sauce🀣🀣🀣🀣
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Algernon1 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ retweeted
It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown! 🎩πŸͺ„ Halloween wouldn’t be complete without this beloved Peanuts classic! πŸŽƒ Join Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Linus, and the whole gang for a Halloween night filled with costumes, trick-or-treating, laughter, and Linus’s unwavering belief that the Great Pumpkin will rise from the pumpkin patch. πŸŽƒπŸŒ™ First aired in 1966, this timeless Halloween special has been bringing generations together for nearly 60 years. ❀️🧑 So grab some candy, get comfortable, and enjoy a little Halloween nostalgia! πŸ¬πŸ‘» Happy Halloween, everyone! πŸŽƒ
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Peggy Sue is hiding from Kyle. She's going to jump out and scare the shit outta him 🀣🀣
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I'll be making some of these today.
Who wants my chocolate chip cookie recipe?? πŸ™‹πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 3/4 c salted butter πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 1 c packed light brown sugar πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 1/2 c granulated sugar πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 2 large eggs πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 2 tsp vanilla extract πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 2 1/4 cups + 2 T all-purpose flour πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 1 tsp baking soda πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 3/4 tsp salt πŸ‘‰πŸΌ 12-oz package semisweet chocolate chips Directions 1. Melt butter in a heavy saucepan over medium heat, stirring constantly, until it turns golden-brown and smells nutty (6–8 minutes). Immediately pour into a heatproof bowl and chill until cool and beginning to solidify (about 1 hour). 2. Preheat oven to 350Β°F. Line baking sheets with parchment. 3. Beat the cooled browned butter with both sugars until creamy. Add eggs and vanilla; beat until blended. 4. Whisk flour, baking soda, and salt; gradually mix into the butter mixture until just combined. Stir in chocolate chips and pecans. 5. Drop 1 T of dough 1 inch apart on the cookie sheet. Bake 8-11 minutes until edges are golden and centers are set. Cool on a wire rack. Tips: πŸ’‘ add 1 c chopped toasted pecans πŸ’‘ slightly underbake for soft centers; the cookies firm up as they cool Enjoy, y’all! 😘
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79-81 Iranian hostage crisis. Americans were kidnapped by Iranian militants at the Tehran embassy.
What is the oldest political news story you can remember? For me it's Joe Biden being selected as Obama's VP.
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🚨BREAKING: #BEARS WR JAHDAE WALKER WAS EJACULATED FROM THE GAME FOR HEADBUTTING A DEFENDER. WOW.
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"Tooter" this shit can't be real 🀣 I guess it's better than"Pooter" 🀣🀣
Replying to @eliajayaraj
Tooter is an Indian alternative to Twitter (X). American companies like X will fall if Americans continue to mistreat us. India has a huge audience, and if we start using our own apps, we can generate massive revenue for Indian companies.
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So retard gets his first ball and he's enjoying it quite well. Until he drops it off the bed. Now he wants me to get it for himπŸ˜‚ Peggy says I'll just rest my head on it 🀣🀣
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