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Florida
Joined February 2021
Florida Man who killed girlfriend and unborn child says he has no problem with the death penalty
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A Florida man was found dead in his home during a welfare check in July 2022. Weeks later, one of the officers who discovered his body moved into the home and spent years impersonating him
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What’s stopping me from putting money on crime rising in Florida then commiting crimes in Florida?
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Friendly looking Florida man accused of stealing women’s personal information and then reading it aloud on TikTok
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Florida man with meth and sex toys caught filming men over and under truck stop bathroom stall
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Florida woman arrested for child neglect after leaving her 4 kids at home while she went to the Bahamas on a cruise
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Def not her first time doing this
This is Florida Woman. 🦈😲 No GoPro. No soy-boy camera crew. No makeup. Dude pulls a shark onto the beach and she jumps on it faster than Lauren Boebert after a plate of oysters at a Villages after party. Pliers out. Knees in the surf. She yanks the hook while tossing that sand-missile around like Big Mike wrestling a Newport out of Barack’s mouth after he got caught smoking again. πŸ˜‚ This day the shark learned, you don't mess with a Southern Mama.Hollywood doesn’t need little rich girls and CGI to make women look tough... They just need to start casting out of Florida. πŸŠπŸ–οΈ
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OH HELL YEAH
You don't need to be rich to enjoy Florida water. You need redneck engineering, an inflatable SUP, a lawn chair, and a $12 umbrella from Dollar General. 😎 Florida Man doesn't take no for an answer. He Cletus-Clampetts a yes together and breezes past the jet skis like a drunk Tim the Temu-Tool Man Taylor. The climate change yacht people are still miserable in floating air conditioned prisons. This guy is floating on a pool toy like he owns the Gulf of America... Want happiness? Be like Florida Man. πŸ‘
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Florida woman gets caught on camera engaging in sex acts with family dog
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Florida woman charged with incest after admitting to having sex with her son β€˜100 times’
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Florida woman accused of seducing men, drugging them, then robbing them
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Florida man wanted in Pasco County for allegedly putting cameras in public bathrooms
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Florida Man caught hiding under couple’s hotel room bed while they slept
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Stranger sets Florida woman on fire at gas pump after she refuses to hand over cash
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Florida man arrested for walking up to a woman and saying β€œI’m sorry, I have to do this” before taking his pants off and walking around naked in Home Goods
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Florida man arrested for meth trafficking goes viral, after his nose appeared to be mysteriously missing.
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Florida man accused of pouring meth into sippy cup that toddler drank from
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Florida man accused of stealing bike then collecting the $100 reward for finding it
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Florida woman bit off piece of husband’s ear while driving on I-95 with 2 kids in the car
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