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When a woman asks me why i don’t wear a condom i take the plastic bag off her head and say doesn’t that feel better, do you get it now?
I stand with @JohnConnor_US during these troubling times. If men of influence and power can’t “research” the homosexual lifestyle how can we learn and overcome the gay agenda? #ConnorHero #UpTheButt4Research #ItWasKindaNice #Queers4Philistine
He got an empty hole that can only be filled with trans kid love.
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Donald Trump is such a threat to our democracy that I am willing to vote for a fellow child molester like James Talarico in order to stop him
Did you marry your brother? “Not that I’m aware of”
Ilhan Omar gives head-scratching response when asked if she's related to ex-husband in first interview since DC raid trib.al/0Ts2Oxh
Don’t feed the Gator.
By now, pretty much everyone across Florida has heard about the 71-year-old fisherman who got dragged into the water and killed by a 12-foot alligator. 🐊
This is yet another tragic, infuriating reason why tossing food to wild alligators shouldn't just be a slap-on-the-wrist ticket, it should be charged as attempted murder. 🚨
State wildlife officials and biologists have pounded the same drum for decades: unprovoked gator attacks are naturally rare because wild reptiles view humans as an apex threat and stay the hell away. The spike in close calls and lethal attacks happens when idiots treat neighborhood retention ponds like an interactive petting zoo.
When you toss hot dogs, marshmallows, or fish guts at an 800-pound creature, you do not unlock a pet Disney sidekick. You take a prehistoric apex predator and turn it into a conditioned murder log that views every two-legged silhouette as an Uber Eats delivery. 🤦♂️
The moron throwing bread gets a quick laugh, packs up, and drives home safe. Meanwhile, the next guy who sets down a tackle box to wet a line ends up on the menu because that armored swamp torpedo doesn't see a human, it sees lunch holding a fishing pole.
If you feed alligators, you aren't being quirky, you are leaving an armed bear trap by the shoreline for someone else to step into.
STOP FEEDING ALLIGATORS. Keep your hands in your pockets, respect Florida wildlife, and quit turning public parks into prehistoric feeding troughs. 🛑☠️⚠️
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I was not raped at a frat house, I was raped by a frat house. The physical building.
Sorority girl at University of Arizona claims she was raped by two men inside college frat house, shares horrific details trib.al/cX2Qzek
The things man will do for a little pussy.
Animal rescuers in Utah used a remote-controlled crawler nicknamed "R2-D2" to gently nudge a trapped kitten out of a drain pipe. abcnews.link/JMzoZh7
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Haiku #200 – The Zen of Your New Super Intelligent Bathroom
New AI Toilet
Programmed to like eating poop
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