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Chicago Bears 🐻 FC Bayern München Strength & Conditioning Coach

Bayern, Deutschland
Joined May 2012
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Patches O'Houlihan retweeted
So sehr ich individuelle Voting-Awards im Fußball & ihre Relevanz verachte - dass Kane das Ding gewonnen hat, ist natürlich big. Und der meltdown einiger, die ihn logischerweise nicht wöchentlich sehen, ist Balsam für die Seele. So hochverdient & glücklich für Harry. #BallonDor
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Olise match highlights against Viking
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Am Donnerstag stimmte das EU-Parlament mehrheitlich für die „Bekämpfung islamistischer Infiltration“. Die deutschen Abgeordneten von SPD, Grünen und Linken stimmten geschlossen gegen den Antrag, der islamistische Unterwanderung verhindern soll. apollo-news.net/linke-spd-un…
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Patches O'Houlihan retweeted
Harry Kane’s incredible playmaking and defensive skills
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Replying to @TFRHQ5 @lequipetype
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Lamine Yamal didn’t even have a better season than Michael Olise, to be mentioned in the top three of the Ballon d’Or.
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🚨 Thomas Muller on Harry Kane’s chances of winning the Ballon d’Or: 🗣️ Muller: “I spoke to Harry recently and asked him, ‘Are you actually trying to win the Ballon d’Or?’ He looked at me like it was a strange question and said, ‘What do you mean?’ I said, ‘Mbappe says nobody had a better season than him. Yamal says he deserves it. Every day somebody is making their case. Then they ask you and you start thanking your teammates.’ Harry said, ‘What do you want me to say? I had the season I had. People will decide.’ That is Harry. Sometimes I think he doesn’t understand how these individual awards work. You’re supposed to remind everybody how good you are. Harry will score all these goals, win with Bayern, reach the Champions League semi final, take England to a World Cup semi-final, then somebody puts a microphone in front of him and suddenly we’re hearing about how important the dressing room was. I told him, ‘Harry, this is the Ballon d’Or. They are only giving one.’ He laughed. But maybe people are overlooking him because he makes everything sound normal. We watched him wait years for people to use trophies against him. Then he starts winning them and somehow everybody immediately finds something more interesting to discuss. And I understand why. Harry doesn’t create much noise. There is no campaign. There is no controversy every week. He isn’t telling everybody that the award belongs to him. But if we’re judging the football, eventually somebody has to open the folder. The goals are there. The trophies are there. Bayern went deep in Europe. England went deep at the World Cup. And through all of it, he was Harry Kane. So maybe that’s his campaign. Mbappe can make his case. Yamal can make his case. Nothing wrong with that. Harry seems to have decided his season can make his. I just hope the voters haven’t mistaken silence for absence.”
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Patches O'Houlihan retweeted
BEST IN THE WORLD FOR A REASON!!! 😮‍💨
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Honestly in a fair world the Ballon D’or ranking would look like this imo: 1. Kane🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 2. Olise 🇫🇷 3. Kvaratskhelia 🇬🇪 4. Ousmane Dembele🇫🇷 5. Lamine Yamal🇪🇸 6. Rodri🇪🇸
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Kane 2024 : - EURO finalist - EURO top goal-scorer - Bundesliga top goal-scorer - Champions League semifinalist - Champions League top goal-scorer - Golden Shoe - No trophy Ballon d'Or : 10th Mbappé did LESS than that in 2026 and they expect him to win the award ? Just PR.
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Nur zur Erinnerung. Damit fing das Elend an. Und niemanden interessierte es. Es war DAS Zeichen. 😤
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🚨🗣️ Éric Cantona on the Ballon d’Or: ​"Mbappé, Yamal, they are soloists. They demand the whole orchestra play for them. But Harry Kane? He is the true conductor. He elevates everyone around him while still conquering all. That is pure football. The Ballon d’Or belongs to him."
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• Would Bayern reject €200m for Olise? Rummenigge: "Let me tell you a story from the past. In 2009, we had an incredible offer from Chelsea for Franck Ribéry. At the time, it would have been a new world transfer record. I then went to our then CFO, Karl Hopfner, and Uli Hoeneß with this offer. We discussed it for two hours, trying to figure out what to do with it. That day, we made a fundamental decision: that in the future, we would never sell a player we would miss on the pitch. And this unwritten rule still applies today. For a player like Olise, there's no price tag that would make us flinch."
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Hansi Flick watching Barcelona sign Gordon for €80m+ while he hasn't been paid his salary for 4 months
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#Bears HC Ben Johnson: “FUCK THE PACKERS. FUCK THEM” From the official @ChicagoBears account
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2026 will be a banger year
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Mahomes sat his first year Rodgers sat for 3 Manning threw 28INTs in 1 year Allen was almost given up on year 1 Ryan threw 25INTs first 2 years Goff looked unplayable in year 1 Eli threw 35INTs first 2 years Caleb Williams broke a record for most attempts without an INT for a rookie, broke almost every Bears rookie QB record, sacked 68 times, avoided another 50, had the highest pressure rate, put Bears in position to win 5 more games, had 2HCs and 2OCs in year 1, learning a new offense with his 3rd HC and still has 10TDs-3INTs 2 rush TDs and over 1400 total yards 6 games into this season And yet we have #Bears fans acting like he isn’t the best QB we’ve seen on our team in most our lifetimes while he’s still developing and learning a brand new offense with 4 new OL… y’all make me laugh.
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Patches O'Houlihan retweeted
“Ohh look at me, I have a rocket arm and look like I was built in a lab. I live in sunny Los Angeles, have long flowy blonde hair, make $60M a year and am dating Madison Beer” Fuck you.
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Patches O'Houlihan retweeted
Der Sommer hat bis dato - unabhängig davon, wie viele der gesamten Gerüchte nun stimmen - vor allem eines gezeigt: An einem Strang gezogen wird da nicht. Und Teile der Verantwortlichen haben den Bezug zu den Entwicklungen im modernen Fußball endgültig verloren.
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Aktuell geht meine Lust auf die neue Bayern Saison echt gegen 0. Kein neuer LF, keine Upa Verlängerung, #8 & #7 bleiben eine weitere Saison und keiner der Verkaufskandidaten will den Verein verlassen. Dazu Kompany der weiterhin jedes Talent ignoriert.
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