This fly was swatted for your sins. Now go, sin away. Non-theist. Progressive AF. MAGAts can FOAD. C'mon man. @leonardodcabriolet.bsky.social over there

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Trump offers all comers blow jobs if they vote Republican
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Pretty sure you're gay bro 😉
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THE ONE TRUE FLY™ 🪰 retweeted
I’m from America. How can I get my money back?
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But sure, yours is the one true god
“Look again at that dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever was, lived out their lives. The aggregate of our joy and suffering, thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species lived there-on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam. The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner, how frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that, in glory and triumph, they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the Universe, are challenged by this point of pale light. Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity, in all this vastness, there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. The Earth is the only world known so far to harbor life. There is nowhere else, at least in the near future, to which our species could migrate. Visit, yes. Settle, not yet. Like it or not, for the moment the Earth is where we make our stand. It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.” ― Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot
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People out here fighting socialism like they got their own helipad
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I ran this through AI, and it's fake! JDs dick is actually way smaller
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THE ONE TRUE FLY™ 🪰 retweeted
Sex is great and all but have you ever thought about the possibility of Elon Musk serving time in prison and then getting deported?
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I did some more research. This is also a cunt.
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I did my research. This is a bottom.
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I did my research. This is a reincarnated drag queen.
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I've done my research. This is a man who's sucked his own cock.
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I've done my research. This is a man who would suck his own cock if he could.
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I've done my research. This is a man rejected by the image he sees in the mirror.
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I did my research. This is a circumcised foreskin.
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I did my research. These are twins separated at birth.
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I did my research. This is an unloved child.
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I did my research. This is a brainworm victim.
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I did my research. This is an illegal immigrant.
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I did my research. This is a flock of assholes.
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