wannabe meme artist, journalist when needed, hacker of nothing, a free thinker in Langley, parody/satire.

*Redacted* division, Langley
Joined October 2022
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It’s now officially confirmed. Tonight, russia struck Kyiv’s historic centre with an Iskander ballistic missile carrying a cluster warhead. 58 submunitions explode in mid-air, designed to inflict maximum casualties across a 400 Γ— 400 metre area. β€œThis strike had no military purpose. The goal was to destroy part of the old city and injure as many people as possible,” said a Ukrainian presidential adviser. No military objective. Just terror.
Kyiv. More than 3 million people. russia is hitting the capital with an Iskander missile armed with a cluster warhead. A city full of civilians. Deliberate terror.
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There is something deeply wrong with a political system that allows one trillionaire to buy his own personal U.S. Senator.
There is something deeply wrong with Talarico
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BREAKING: Democrats have just sued Trump over election interference in the 2026 midterms.
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ Czech president Petr Pavel said a truce between Russia and Ukraine was "very close" until Trump lifted sanctions on Russian diesel.
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He is…
πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ I think Zelensky is πŸ’― right about this... "Trump decided to pin this problem not on Putin, but on me, explaining to his people that diesel prices in America are going up because of us. That is completely untrue." So Putin invades Ukraine, U.S. and Israel start the war in Iran, and somehow Zelensky ends up responsible for diesel prices in America? 🀣🀣🀣 Writers: Samuel, Michael
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Public Service announcement: do NOT send your ballots by mail! Trump’s people control the postal service and they are already β€œlosing” and returning ballots. If you want to be certain your vote is counted, drop your ballot off in person to your local Bureau of Elections.
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This is happening in a lot of states. Republicans are trying to cheat.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Florida uses only paper ballots (hand-marked or printed via accessible devices like ExpressVote for review before optical scanning); no systems allow or default electronic party selections, and straight-party voting is unavailable. dos.fl.gov/elections/voti… ncsl.org/elections-and-… wptv.com/news/political…
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Now I’m hearing from people around the Country in States like Tennessee,Florida,Ohio,Michigan & Texas who are saying that when they push the button to vote Democrat it automatically pulls up the Republican nominee instead of Democrat. Some have requested papers ballots. Beware!
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EARLY VOTING? There are some reports of voting machines changing dem votes to republican. BEFORE YOU CAST YOUR BALLOT (if using a machine) check, then double check who you voted for!! IF YOUR VOTE HAS BEEN CHANGED call the National Voter Protection Hotline and report it! 833-336-8683
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DO NOT LEAVE THE VOTING BOOTH UNTIL YOU ARE SURE THE MACHINE REGISTERED YOUR 'DEMOCRAT' VOTE. Many people are reporting they voted DEMOCRAT and it clicked back to REPUBLICAN. A voter says it took 4 times before it stayed on DEMOCRAT. The fix is in! spotlightpa.org/news/2025/10…
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🚨🚨BREAKING: Dolly Parton’s sister, Stella Parton, says a Tennessee voting machine repeatedly switched her selection to Republican Marsha Blackburn, forcing her to correct her ballot THREE TIMES before voting. She’s not alone. Other Tennessee voters have reported similar problems while attempting to vote for Democrats.
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whenever you see β€œfella” know that it is short for β€œfellates men”
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Russian sanctions were lifted, then he brags he gave nothing in return for Stephen Hubbard's release. This happened when two women journalists repeated his own words back to him. He explodes. Twice. REPORTER: You're saying you lifted the sanctions in exchange for his release, right, Mr. President? TRUMP: You don't know what you're talking about. REPORTER: But that's what you're saying. TRUMP: You're a dummy. You're a low IQ person. You work for CNN. Then he turns on another reporter: TRUMP: Are you a stupid person? Who do you work for? REPORTER: ABC News. TRUMP: You're a stupid person, and by the way, your network is the worst of all. Thank a journalist today.
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Very valuable and very sober analysis "The plot against Ukraine (and Europe): We are now part of the axis of evil." By David R. Lurie publicnotice.co/p/trump-puti…
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Vote these people OUT! This does not represent the American people or anything we stand for. We are being made a mockery by these fools in charge!
Witkoff to Putin: β€œYou talk so much about my president, President Trump, being a humanitarian β€” you are a humanitarian also, sir, and I salute that.”
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