@FlyingHowitzer

Christian, husband, father. Spearfishing account. The official black licorice of https://xitter.cf/t.co/3LEXRzHwLQ. Picks on a mandolin, Gig ‘em!

Joined July 2016
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Got taken for a ride today by a big Coral Grouper. He straight pulled me down as he dove for his hole. First time I’ve had to leave my spear. Got him with my icepick on the reattack.
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It’s bad enough, but everyone realizes how quickly the definition of “mentally ill” is going to expand, right? The slippery slope of human depravity on full display in “civilized” Canada.
LifeNews.com
@LifeNewsHQ16h
BREAKING: Canada Wants to Legalize MAID Without Consent for Mentally Ill Patients buff.ly/ZXeIkIc
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We got one (it was immediately hung on the bulletin board in the COC) that said: “Dear Soldier, Thank you for protecting us. When you die, we will remember you on Memorial Day…” *drawing a a machine gunner mowing down some enemy
Hard Pass
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I wonder what Jerimy is up to these days.
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CC: @mnsibley
stephiegal
@stephiegalOct 24
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Neko-San made the neighborhood Facebook page. His crime: Stacking shrew bodies at the back door of a sissy indoor cat.
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I remember making fun of Drink for doing essentially the same thing against us.
Luke Evangelist
@lukeevangelist_Oct 24
KJ Edwards led Texas A&M in rushing with 8 carries for 43 yards. He had 3 carries in the final 3 quarters of the game. He was averaging 7.4 YPC in the 1st quarter and got 3 touches after that…
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Hey, Mickey is up
Mickey Blowtorch
@MickeyBlowtorchOct 24
I just woke myself up yelling “Get fucked, puto” in a dream where I was be harassed by a scam call that I was talking to through a pink plushy banana. I need some coffee.
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Boychild had 19 carries tonight for 93 yards and a TD in a physical 12-7 win. He’s gonna be sore in the morning! 😂 The good guys dominated TOP and only gave up one big play for the other guy’s score.
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Stupid wind gust off that typhoon killed my cucumber plant. Right when it was really producing…
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The amount of people in the replies that can’t count to 11 (much less the OP) is astounding 😂.
Coach Beans@CoachBeansTTUOct 17
8-4 Texas vs 8-4 Texas A&M on Thanksgiving
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Just found out that I am going to be the second oldest at the ball this year. They almost got me.
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Does this vacate the “Woman of the Year” award?
Hoops Crave
@HoopsCraveOct 16
Caitlyn Jenner is reportedly transitioning back to being a man: “I’m tired of pretending I have a period every month.”
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
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No boundaries with this guy…
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Scroll the replies too. No mention of Jesus.
John Traddington@JohnTraddingtonOct 13
She gave them the miracle they asked for. She confirmed that she was from Heaven. She gave us the message for our times.
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Texas Red Chili.
Jaime
@SheKnowsBall_Oct 12
Name a food that’s actually BETTER as leftovers than it is fresh.
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2001 Live
@25YearsAgoLiveOct 11
While being attached to an F-18 Hornet for deployment in an air mission above Afghanistan, a U.S. Navy bomb is defaced by an unidentified sailor with the words “HIGH JACK THIS FAGS.” A photograph of the bomb sparks outrage from the American gay community, and the press is calling the ordinance the “fag bomb.”
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Columbus Day haul with some gun camera footage. New guy that joined us got a trash fish and is hooked.
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Upgraded the sac’s parking lot. Iffin’ you build it, theys come.
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New neighbor is going out with us to spearfish tomorrow morning…
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“First mission of the Church…” *scanning for a mention of Jesus Christ
Pope Leo XIV
@PontifexOct 7
The first mission of the Church is to help people be attentive to the profound questions of life: those concerning our origin and our destiny, as well as those concerning the meaning of love and suffering. The logic of profit at all costs and the manipulation of information risk exerting undue pressure on people to conform to a lifestyle centred on the consumption of material goods, but our hearts are made to look upwards. #GeneralAudience
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Fall comes to Okinawa like a light switch. It got flicked yesterday. You cannot beat the weather in Okinawa in October-December.
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