Wereing Wolf 🐺

You're just a little submissive anxious girl who wants a dominant man who ravishes your body but honors your heart without being an avoidant mysogonist prick.

Imagine I send you money instead of tweets. But just imagine it, because that ain't gonna happen.

Looking for members of the Head Foundation. Please give generously.

I’m auditing every happy couple at this gym. We’ll see if you’re still smiling after I look at your deductions from 2023.

Texting “Miss You 🥺” to all the political campaign numbers in my phone.

Tired of being caught in the tangle of other people’s problems

Sooooo my newly nominated democrats…… what’s up with that 5,000

Therapist: What is it called when you don’t think you can take anymore but you keep taking it? Me: A good girl. Therapist: Jesus… no.

Geese are just ducks with warrants.

Waking up to this beautiful image like

Tonight is about seeing just pure perfection

Currently standing in the self-checkout line silently conducting performance evaluations on complete strangers. In my head like: Poor scanning speed. Questionable bagging decisions. Zero sense of urgency. Everybody getting written up immediately.

A wild insult is telling someone their face looks vague.

Part of growing up is understanding that Winds of Change is a better song than Rock You Like A Hurricane.

Technically jacking off is still considered fingering yourself

This👇🏽

November the whole damn month cuz you know I’m eating left overs

I’m blocking everyone who is straight to Christmas mode without acknowledging Thanksgiving. Put some respek on my favorite holiday!