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Nintendo could release a remake of Mario 64 that looks identical to this and if you criticised it nintendo fans would unironically tell you "omg yall are so miserable like just let people enjoy things, holy shit 2 cakes!". It could be 80 dollars too they'd still buy it
He blocked me over it too. Which is funny because it seems like he’s the kinda gamer who spends 1000+ hours on a pvp game
Dude can spend hundreds of hours on a pvp game, but an extra few minutes per puzzle in Zelda is just way too much for the brain to handle
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I generally don't care if people prefer remakes like that's their prerogative but the way gamers talk about classic games as if they were a rough draft really rubs me the wrong way. it's a cycle with every remake and it sucks so bad
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Hear me out! Imagine if you will, the ability to put three separate items on three buttons at once instead of bringing the game to a dead halt every time you switch. Could you imagine? Yeah..........
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Big fan of tearing the original down to prop the new garbage up
So the original game was "unbalanced". Man all these people praising the remake really hate the actual game. I guess OOT just sucks. Glad Nintendo fixed it so it's actually playable now
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Nintendo's been doing remakes since the 90s but now we have to be subjected to endless discourse and speculation about what's being remade next. The Switch 2 releases being spaced out as they are doesn't help either cause remakes are events now rather than filler.
🚨 OFFICIEL - D’autres remakes sont en préparation chez Nintendo ‼️
Après Zelda Ocarina of Time et Star Fox, Nintendo pourrait bien continuer à proposer d’autres remakes !
En effet, Nate Bihldorff, vice-président senior du développement produit et de l'édition chez Nintendo à confirmer que les remakes continueront d’occuper une place importante dans le catalogue Nintendo, au même titre que les nouveaux jeux.
Alors, quel classique mérite de faire son grand retour ?
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Even if og fans were the nicest people ever, 99% of remake players were never gonna play the originals anyways. Yall seen how these players treat games older than the ps4
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Aonoomer somehow found a Mario portrait more agonizing and immersion-breaking than the castle town being left wide open at night while evil skeletons are endlessly spawning outside.
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Most modern North American voice acting unironically sounds like this clip here. And yes it’s infecting everything. And yes it’s the same VA’s in every project now cause it’s a club
And it just sounds cringe as hell. Bring back theatre actors who know how to do VA not whatever they’re doing now
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Being right years ahead of others isn’t nearly as satisfying as people think. Nobody apologizes for treating you like a crazy. They just come back years later, repeating what you told them as if it’s some groundbreaking revelation because they finally heard it from someone else.
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i think OoT remake art style defenders just lack the uncanny valley response because I'm immediately repulsed seeing these characters
it's so viscerally unnerving from the nanosecond you lay eyes on it
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"YOU CAN'T CANCEL YOUR ZELDA PREORDER JUST BECAUSE OF SOME UNWALKABLE CHAINS ON A BRIDGE!! YOU HAVE TO CONSUME NEW PRODUCT!!
I'M A 38 YEAR OLD MAN THAT'S REALLY CONCERNED WITH THE PURCHASING DECISIONS OF STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET!!!"
