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Matteus

@FoodLunatic

The Mattest Matt. Physics stuff. Climate stuff. Nerd stuff. Liberal stuff. Sometimes food stuff. Chaotic good.

 California, USA
Joined April 2011
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This is it. This is what the internet was invented for. Thanks everyone; solid work.
Katie (@ZiziFothSi) profile pictureKatie@ZiziFothSi19 May 2021
The real reason they discourage MRIs during pregnancy is because then people would realise they’re incubating nightmare demons and would be rightfully terrified
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Do you think ppl were listening to like Beethoven, 50 years later, to be ironic and vibe on nostalgia?
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Is that actually how classics are made? First generation love it, 2nd and 3rd hate it, then 4th and 5th generation bring it back and first gen vibes with them. And all the sudden a couple hundred years go by and everyone universally regards it as a masterpiece.
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Always confusing when you stumble upon an account you’re never heard of and they’ve already blocked you. But it’s Even more weird when it’s just some small account from a completely different country on the other side of the planet. Like…how did they know?
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This. And unlike pro sports, there are millions of jobs in the field and more everyday.
Hadi Partovi (@hadip) profile pictureHadi Partovi
@hadip9 Apr 2022
Median pay in tech jobs: Snap: $327,710 Google (Alphabet): $295,884 Facebook (Meta): $292,785 All the more reason for public schools to teach computer science so that underserved populations have a chance at these jobs.
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If your recipe calls for nutritional yeast, I’m out.
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I got get the “Where’s Hunter” genre of texts. He’s fucking…somewhere, you know. Where is anyone?
2022 GOP platform: DON’T 👏 LET 👏 TEACHERS 👏 SAY 👏 LGBT 👏 STUFF 👏 AROUND 👏 MY 👏 CHILD-BRIDE
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TFW a former work nemesis has a career setback and you view their LinkedIn profile; so they know you know.
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Client: We need to a do a thing Consultant: Just buy this $10k part, it does the thing. Client: No! That’s too expensive and lead time is too long. *pays consultant $50k to flail with it for 4 months instead.
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This thread reinforces my (mostly unsubstantiated) belief that Fight Club and The Matrix were written as allegorical salves for Gen X.
Michael Girdley (@girdley) profile pictureMichael Girdley
@girdley5 Apr 2022
Generation X is weird. These 42-57 year-olds are so strange it presents golden opportunities. Here are 10 mind hacks to use with Gen X:
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Generation X is weird. These 42-57 year-olds are so strange it presents golden opportunities. Here are 10 mind hacks to use with Gen X:
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Scandinavian raider.
Adam Nayman (@brofromanother) profile pictureAdam Nayman@brofromanother2 Apr 2022
Totoro
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Republicans sure are a Big Mad about gender fluidity. The party of “limited government” sure has a lot to say about how people dress, call themselves, and decide which fucking bathroom to use.
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Y’all know if Elon “ruins Twitter” we can just leave right? That’s a thing we can do. And our lives will prob be better.
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Just got a pretty legit looking email from @BankofAmerica that I’m also pretty sure is fraud. Pretty cool that their fraud department is closed on weekends.
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When these guys say DT is president, I always wonder if they mean like he is the rightfully elected and he was robbed. Or like he is actually president, pulling the strings from the shadows while Biden pretends to be in charge.
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@Acyn2 Apr 2022
Opening prayer begins with their belief that Trump is the current president
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This thread reminds of the time I saw a dude yelling at his girl about his AirPods at the end of a flight. Plane was landed, taxiing to the gate, when he goes, “where are my AirPods.” They were sitting next row over. I glanced, she shrugged at him.
Esther Choo, MD MPH (@choo_ek) profile pictureEsther Choo, MD MPH
@choo_ek2 Apr 2022
Guy on plane yelling for his wife to come pick him up and she won’t even though it is ON HER WAY HOME
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The plane unloads and they’re both right behind me as we exit the tube. Heavy silence. We get out, dumped right into baggage claim. And she’s out the door, basically speed walking. Homey posts up at baggage claim acting all cool like nothing happened.
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And that, dear reader, is where I left them. I hope she’s ok. I hope he’s choking on his own vomit in a ditch somewhere. I’ll just say, testosterone is a helluva drug.
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