Big game in the Premier League tonight 🤝

🚨 Louis van Gaal has revealed he's now cancer-free. Brilliant news. ❤️ The Dutch great first went public in 2022 with his prostate cancer battle while he was still managing the Netherlands. Now he's said he'd be willing to help the national team again if asked, which would make it a fourth spell in charge. The KNVB haven't approached him yet, but he's clearly up for it. 🇳🇱 Beating cancer and still fancying another go at the job. Proper comeback that would be. 👏

Newmarket Town loading a breakfast baguette with 2 bacon, 2 sausage, 2 hash brown and a fried egg. 💷 £6 That's the whole fry-up in a roll for less than most grounds charge for a pie.

you've got to fear for Fleetwood tonight...

Salt n pepper chicken and chips at Stoke City, loaded with peppers, onions and a good drizzle of sauce 💷 £12.50 Not cheap, but that's a proper portion.

A sausage with bread and sauces at Slavia Prague 🇨🇿 96 koruna (£3.40). A proper slice of bread and three sauces for that price is hard to argue with.

A steak pie drowned in gravy with a proper heap of chips, served up at Heanor Town under the floodlights. 💷 £4.50, which is a cracking price for a tray that full.

Grantham Town FC are serving up the gingerbread burger: a double beef patty topped with sausage, bacon and cheese. 💷 £4.80 That's a full fry-up's worth of meat in one bap for under a fiver. Fair play.

PSG are unstoppable right now, they will win tonight...

Back in 2014, 11 years ago, Jordan Henderson's dad was fighting throat cancer and told his son to stay away during treatment. He didn't want to be a distraction or pull Jordan's focus off football. He came through it, and this was the day he got to see his son lift the Champions League trophy 🥹❤️

Liverpool great odds today 🫡

A German supermarket has built an entire football stadium out of beer crates, pitch, goals, players and trophy included. Brilliant! 🇩🇪👏 Most shops can't manage a tidy end-of-aisle display.

What a game we have in store tonight, Stake is the place to bet🍿

Gary Lineker once joked that Ceefax was the best way to watch Wimbledon, and Vinnie Jones didn't see the funny side one bit. “If I’d got hold of him I’d have ripped him a f****** new a***hole.” Fast forward to England's trip to Dublin in 1995. Vinnie happened to be over there for a mate's stag do, and before the match against Ireland was abandoned over crowd trouble, the pair ended up staying in the same hotel. Vinnie clocked Lineker at breakfast and started pelting him with toast, shouting as he went. “Say something now, you big ears c***.” Lineker didn't bite, so Vinnie kept going. “Well, you want to say something now, big ears?” It didn't end there either. A year on, Lineker called Vinnie “no benefit to the game,” and Wimbledon hit back by saying he had the “charisma of a jellyfish.” A full English with a side of flying toast. Breakfast was never dull with Vinnie about.

£4.30 for lamb kofte and chips at Wrexham. Can't fault the price. The presentation, on the other hand, needs a serious rethink.

Classic 😂 I really do miss the early years of Twitter, feel like when people were just getting to grips with social media, that was when we got most gold 😂

Valencia's former president didn't hold back on Gary Neville: "That Englishman we had, he was honestly the worst coach I've ever seen in my life."

Walter Smith gave Paul Gascoigne a week off at Rangers with a single instruction: keep out of the papers. Gazza headed to London to stay with Chris Evans and Danny Baker. First night, he fancied doing something daft, so they piled into Chris Evans’ chauffeur-driven Bentley and made for the West End. Near Marble Arch they pulled up in front of a double-decker and stopped it. Gazza hopped out, sat down next to the driver, sweet-talked his way behind the wheel and had the entire bus belting out: “We’re all going on a summer holiday.” Still not enough. Once he'd handed the bus back, he clocked some road workers and wanted a go on the pneumatic drill. Hard hat on, earphones on, and there he was on Oxford Street drilling away. “I hadn’t realised they were so heavy.” Next he flagged down a taxi and offered the driver a signed England shirt to let him drive. Deal done. Chris got in the back, Gazza set off and pulled over to ask a bloke on the pavement for directions. “You won’t believe who I’ve got in the back of my cab.” The bloke leaned in. “It’s Chris Evans!” He peered into the back and said: “Nah, it f****** isn’t.” “It’s a wind-up.” Night two. Chris in shorts, slippers and a T-shirt. Gazza in a dressing gown and nothing else. They were cruising about, drinking in the back and shouting at people, when Gazza spotted Noel Gallagher’s house in Hampstead and said he knew Noel and had been round for drinks before. Chris's reply: “If you know him so well, go and knock on his front door and ask him to come out to play.” Out got Gazza. Off went the car. So now he's banging on Noel Gallagher’s front door in a dressing gown while Chris Evans has driven off and left him. No answer. He's getting cold, so he asks a bloke nearby if he can come in and warm up. “Certainly not.” “I’m Paul Gascoigne. You know, Gazza.” “Never heard of him.” Then he noticed a man watching from an upstairs window over the road, so he started waving and miming making a cuppa. The man laughed and waved back. No money, no taxi and properly worried by now, Gazza was finally rescued when Chris Evans rolled back into the street in the Bentley in tears laughing. Some of the papers did report the binge, and he went back to Rangers expecting the worst. Walter Smith was actually fairly impressed that was all he'd got up to. “By Gazza’s standards that was a quiet week off.”

Incredible we live in a world where AC Milan are visiting little old Bournemouth for a European fixture 🔥

The night Fernando Torres brought E.T along to Anfield for a match, and we're still not over it… Pink cap, hood up, blanket on. Phone home after the final whistle.