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Just an irreverent northern Californian. I used to be an irreverent southern Californian - but I changed.

San Rafael, CA
Joined November 2016
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Replying to @StephenKing
‘Severance’ is like if Ben Stiller had a baby with David Lynch and Stanley Kubrick. And then it was adopted by Luis Bunuel.
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“I CAN’T PRONOUNCE ACETAMINOPHEN BUT I’M A STABLE GENIUS”
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WHO writes the chyrons at CBS Bay Area? “Denfense”? “Nonimee”? Geez - there IS spell-check, you know…
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McDonald’s rolls out latest offering: the McTubby #DonaldMcDonald #McFelon #ElBlobbo
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“Super-size Me Too” slotted for straight-to-video release… #McFelon
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THIS JUST IN: McDonalds fires Hamburglar, reveals new spokesperson: The McFelon!
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Gotta wonder when politics got so ‘Dog eat Don’ #HarrisTrumpDebate
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Just watched the Harris/Trump debate. I haven’t seen that much baiting since “American Fisherman” went off the air. #HarrisTrumpDebate
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Either ABC NEWS’ “This Week” needs to use spellcheck or there’s a whole dyslexic Mideast war being fought we haven’t heard about ##checktwicespellonce
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Trump’s sh*tt*ng the bed at NABJ is the PERFECT analog to Joe Biden’s bad debate performance. Plus - Trump’s a stone racist, big surprise! #NABJ24
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Since he’s avoided assassination maybe we should start calling Trump ‘TeFelonDon’ #TrumpTeflonFelon
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I got convicted THIS much!…
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Our Gloat-o-Meter just went nuclear…#TrumpVerdict
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And now… the adjudicated rapist is a convicted felony fraudster. Congrats for continuing to evolve, Donald Trump!
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Trump must be sick of winning. 1 Presidential election loss (so far), 2 impeachments, 3 pending trials & now 34 felony convictions. Oh - and now “The Apprentice” stuff is coming out… #MakeAmericaGroanAgain
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The Trump hush money trial verdict eerily echoes the OJ Simpson murder verdict: both ‘sides’ were stunned by the speed of the verdict & it was met with utter joy or rage depending on which side you stood #trumpverdict #OJverdict
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Yay! Donald Trump is the convict-iest President of all time! #trumpverdict
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“We the jury find the defendant incredibly guilty, your honor.” #TheProducers #TrumpVerdict
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The space between them is called the taint… #PeckerTrump
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