Fordham Thoughts

Muffled library farts being heard in the distance...how you know everyone is drinking coffee b/c it's midterms

Such loooong weeks. Gotta let loose...Pretty sure we haven't had a full week since syllabus week #snowdays #whatshomework?

Is it okay to stop watching yet? I'm drunk enough now so it's okay, right? #FordhamThoughts

Mugzs is as small as my closet, and yet I see everyone I know there every night

There's a reading due on the first day of class?? Ehh, I'll order my books sometime next week... #syllabusweek #mugzsdrinkups

Excited to go back to campus, but definitely not excited for sub-zero degree walks to Mugzs #winteratfordham #FordhamThoughts

Wow, Fordham was wasted last night...except for Gabelli sophomores #debitsandcredits

Jeez, Francis, I'm right here, no need to wave me through....I'm going to Nancy #FordhamThoughts

Thank you, Sub Connection, for cutting my sandwich almost all the way through. Good try. #sodexo #FordhamThoughts

Going from home cooked meals to Sodexo might kill me #FordhamThoughts

My dean made registration sound like the Hunger Games..am I supposed to kill the kids who get into the classes I want? #FordhamThoughts

Grandma/every family member at Thanksgiving - "Were you okay during the hurricane?" "Is drinking every night and not having class okay?"

To the kid who says "goodnight" when I still have an essay to write and a test to study for: I hate you. #FordhamThoughts

Where the hell is the froyo?!? This is a huge concern.. #FordhamThoughts

Yea I'm taking a tour...thanks for the free soda! #FordhamThoughts

Hungover for parents' weekend...the football game is way too loud for me to handle. Kill me #headache #FordhamThoughts

Colorado just legalized weed? The open fields at Fordham have been legalized for a while, give us some credit #Amendment64 #FordhamThoughts

No, no I will not walk with you back to Fordham from the Metro North station that's 30 feet away from campus #FordhamThoughts

Is there anything more depressing than hw after not having class for 9 days? #no #FordhamThoughts