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Are/were these dudes actually playing golf? Did they decide to take their shoes off before throwing hands? Is the other person a ref? Why is there no color commentary? So many questions
Epic. In the last couple of seconds it was “I’ll take a drag off whichever one gets to my mouth first”
Young asst has to fire bev cart driver for theft. 30 min in office & then comes hanging head
Me: ???
Him: She said no
Me: uhh
Him: SHE SAID NO
I handle it and she leaves thru shop full of people yelling I’m a POS and hopes I burn in hell. All eyes on me 👀
“Who’s next please?”
Hypothetical: You own AGNC for one day and can charge anything you want for a round. What’s the most you think you could charge and still have a full tee sheet all day?
Woman brings pair of @2undr underwear to counter and says “explain this #joeypouch and why my husband wants these.
Me: Uhhhhh, well it ummm, uhhh it helps, ummm
Random dude overhears me struggling and says “ma’am it’s like a pillow for your balls”
Me: Yes. What he said.
Staff: “thx for playing, how’d it go?”
Guest: “it took 5 hours to play”
S: “I’m sorry, it was a chore moving people today. How can we make it up to you?”
G: “well you can take that Top 10 in State sign I saw out there and shove it up your ass”
S: “anything other than that ?”
Directing players to assigned carts for shotgun start. Guy walks past with his head down…
Me: “Good morning sir, you know where you’re headed?”
Guy: “According to my wife, straight to hell if I don’t change my ways”
Me: “…I got nothing”
Based on experience, this is art imitating real life. Never understand the inclination to drop a deuce on the course/green you’re playing. Is it for the group behind you? F you to the maint staff? Too much Taco Bell? Help me understand.
Most of the time staff gets on scene the worst is over. Either they’re all cussing and have Morgan and Morgan on speed dial or look at us with bloody shirts saying “all good here. Just waiting on the bev cart”